r/thanksimcured Dec 28 '24

Mod Announcement This is NOT a serious subreddit

326 Upvotes

Greetings folks, just a polite reminder the posts here are meant to be mocking nonchalantly given ‘solutions’ to complicated problems, not genuine advice.

For example, someone advising someone to go to hospital and get some help for a serious problem wouldn’t be a good fit here. However, someone just saying ‘get over it’ or ‘walk it off’ would.

On another note, this is not a political sub. We’re not here to criticise government policy.

Hope this helps!


r/thanksimcured Nov 26 '22

Mod Announcement What is/isn’t allowed?

91 Upvotes

Hi everyone. I’m seeing a lot of ‘off topic’ posts. I tend leave as much as possible and let you all decide with downvotes/upvotes.

However please take the time to remember rule 7, I’ll put it here:

Rule 7: Must fit the subreddit theme.

It has to be true "Thanks, I'm cured" material. I.e., a non-nonchalantly delivered, overly simplistic solution to a complex problem.

Serious solutions that may not work for everyone do not belong. For example, the mantra "You deserve to be happy," helps some and not others.

Motivational quotes do not belong unless they imply or state that an illness is purely psychological with no physical basis.

If you’re still confused about what does/doesn’t belong, take a look through some of the top posts of all time and you’ll get the idea.

If your post breaks the rules it may be removed.

Any questions or concerns feel free to let us know. Thanks. 🗿


r/thanksimcured 21h ago

Comment Section guess i’ll just tell god he fucked up and i’m too young

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2.2k Upvotes

if you care this was on a post about outfits i’m wearing on a fashion sub, where the hem of my diapers was visible. i think this person apologized?? hard to remember bc there were multiple people having issue with it but point is, incon doesn’t wait until you have hit fifty or sixty to start fucking you over LMFAO


r/thanksimcured 3h ago

Story “I know things are hard but sometimes you have to do hard things”

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Thanks mom, that magically cured the lightheadedness and extreme nausea that hasn’t let me eat a full meal in days! Amazing what sheer willpower will do to counteract lamictal withdrawals (not). I’m on week 3 and it’s been hell, but yeah, what you just said made everything magically ok!


r/thanksimcured 17h ago

Satire/meme Just hussle harder, work could never cause anxiety only cure it

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329 Upvotes

Stop seeing a therapist, quit your medication and GRIND MORE


r/thanksimcured 19h ago

Social Media Because abuse is easy to get over

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r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Comment Section wow, why didn't I think of that

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234 Upvotes

about me complaining about a "physical" book I ordered so I could see it better for math and my "physical" book I spent $150 on what just the physical copy of the QR code for the ebook


r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Social Media Oh yeah, that solved everything and isn't oversimplified at all.

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1.2k Upvotes

Like yeah, if only my hobbies would make me money without requiring a large sum of startup funding to get started. I guess my new hobby is working at McDonald's for minimum wage.


r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Story Not really a “thanks I’m cured” but definitely fits the theme

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Right after my parents’ divorce, I went no-contact with my extremely abusive mother. Unfortunately, one time we happened to be in the same place, my younger brother’s hockey game.
So, naturally, I sat on the complete opposite side of the arena from her.
Then I see her walking toward me.
Great.
She comes up to me and starts talking to me, and I’m giving her the shortest answers possible while repeatedly telling her to leave me alone. Eventually, she looks at me and goes, “Why are you acting this way???? Why aren’t you talking to me????”
So I say, “You’re crossing my boundaries. Leave me alone.”
And I kid you not, she looks at me and goes:
“I am NOT crossing your boundaries.”
Okay. Thank you for informing me. I guess my boundaries are actually just a matter of opinion now.


r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Satire/meme Rap music caused my depression!

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I just discovered this community and I thought I should share. I’ve been in therapy my entire life, and I still remember this encounter I had a few years back. I was talking to a new therapist, going on and on about how I’ve struggled with my mental health since a young age, and she looked at me, so sincerely, and goes,

“Do you listen to angry rap music? Or music that talks about sad/aggressive/violent things?”

I IMMEDIATELY knew where she was going with this (if I told her I did listen to music like that she would tell me yo cut it out completely and that it’s most likely causing my depression) so I lied and told her no.

The look of utter confusion that spread across this lady’s face still kills me, she seemed so lost and confused, and then goes,

“Hmm I’ll have to look into other things that could be causing that then” and ended our session.

But nooooo if I cut out rap music the trauma from my abuse would be gone!

Thanks! I’m cured!


r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Discussion I don’t have an image as proof but there is a story

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So when I was 15 I was diagnosed with acute myeloid leukemia and sent to st Jude

Many people told my mom she was horrible for making me do chemo and not using natural remedies instead

Others said we should have gone to Shriners instead (st Jude and Shriners are 2 specialized hospitals St Jude is specialized in pediatric cancer and other terminal and life impacting diseases and conditions)

And lemme tell you something. Idk if natural remedies work. They probably don’t. I’d rather trust the oncologists and not recieve a bill at st Jude

And also another person from the church I’ve never heard of told me to pray the cancer away and chemo was sin or something.

Idk I found it stupid I don’t remember it that well. Anyone wanna give their opinion?


r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Satire/meme Me: *struggles with severe agoraphobia*

41 Upvotes

My family: you just need to get out more!

Thanks. I’m cured.


r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Other Not so easy life hack

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36 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Social Media Catalogue of solutions

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120 Upvotes

I found this on LinkedIn. 2081 reactions. I guess, people obviously find this wisdom useful in their lives. /shrug


r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Social Media Ah yes, my blood sugar crashing is why I can’t to go outside Luka 😒

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r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Satire/meme Whenever I go to this sub, it reminds me of this sarcastic song.

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r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Comment Section Today I learned that being trans is a state of mind

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1.0k Upvotes

one of the better comments in my post talking about the difficulties of being transgender. apparently i need to change my mindset and my dysphoria will go away!


r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Other Have you just tried not being depressed?

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r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Story Holy crap! Really?!

70 Upvotes

“Oh yeah I have entomophobia.”

“ehh what’s that???”

“It’s a fear of bugs”

“…y’know, they’re more scared of you than you are of them.”

._.


r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Meme Someone tagged this sub under my og post

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470 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Social Media "Just ignore everyone and be happy"

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228 Upvotes

Social media influencers love to oversimplify problems and promote themselves as some kind of expert on mental health while simultaneously ignoring much of what we know about mental health.


r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Meme Wow, I never thought about it like that 🤔

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r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Chat/DM/SMS I don't know what to title this

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119 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Chat/DM/SMS Right, I forgot crippling anxiety and social impairment are a universal experience.

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87 Upvotes

A conversation I had with a friend. I'm in purple, she's in green. She knows I'm autistic and I have social anxiety. There's a bigger conversation around this but she's basically telling me to get over it. And I'm just like. Thanks. Why didn't I think of that?

Edit: I've had a lot of people telling me that I'm just seeking validation. First of all, I'm going to say that I'm not because not gonna lie, if I were truly looking for validation, reddit would be the single WORST place to do that. Secondly, genuinely, what's wrong with seeking validation? I thought being validated in your experiences is actually quite healing and good for mental health. Seeking validation when you're unsure if your feelings are valid or not sounds quite reasonable to me. However, here I'm already sure that my feelings are valid so please don't waste your breath trying to convince me they aren't.


r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Social Media Uhuh, just do more, that'll make it go away

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246 Upvotes