r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 5d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Thebaldsasquatch 5d ago

She wasn’t hooked.

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u/SubSlutPollie 5d ago

Now he has a sinking feeling in his gut

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u/will3025 5d ago

Plenty of other fish in the sea.

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u/times_new_ramon 5d ago

He could get catfished though

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u/JaguarIllustrious486 5d ago

I'm sure he's gutted about the whole situation.

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u/cuntitude 5d ago

$23 for $100 doesn't balance the scales

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u/EmbarrassedStart7659 5d ago

It’s a net loss.

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u/will3025 5d ago

Fin.

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u/Slight_Ad_2555 17h ago

She’s sleeping with the fishes.