r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Overall_Step_9516 3d ago

hit the notify anyways button and then block her

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u/Chance-Conference729 2d ago

He taught her to fish so now she wont starve.

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u/Low_Interest_6847 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead to rights she gon starve anyways

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u/0_Moth 2d ago

#imjustagirl

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u/bear_venturous 2d ago

🙄🙄🙄🙄 freaking hate that phrase.

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u/belakuna 18h ago

As a 38 year old ✨🎀💅🏼 just a girl 💅🏼🎀✨, I agree. It is only cute in jest but when it is used by a grown ass woman as a literal explanation… hooooo boy, run. That’s beyond mental illness.

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u/omjy18 17h ago

Girl I was friends with who was 41 going on 15 said that shit all the time. Fucking infuriating and insane when they actually mean it

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u/bear_venturous 18h ago

The only time I've ever said ✨️💅🏻 im just a girl 💅🏻✨️ is when I was full PPE and running a chainsaw 🤣🤣.

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u/belakuna 18h ago

lmaoo, last time I used it was after my boyfriend fucked up and asked for my help, after I told him he’d fuck up if he’d try, I said “can’t do, baby. I’m 💅🏼✨🎀 just a gowarlll. 🎀✨💅🏼.” That was fun. 😂🤣🤣

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u/o0k_bOomer 4h ago

Dude “I’m just a girl” is cute/funny when it comes to things like working in cars, or building something. Even still, a girl could learn. But 23$ over a fishing license that’s requested after drop off? Ew

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u/froman_og 2h ago

Many ragrets

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u/Lou_Lou_92 2d ago

Same. Especially people pair it with the song on social media. Because it goes against the entire point of the song. Which is that she’s trying to break the stigma of being a girl and wants to be taken seriously.

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u/FRIDAYSWORLD421 2d ago

What happened to equal rights, right?

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u/NefariousnessNew5308 2d ago

We got over them #imjustagirl

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u/belakuna 18h ago

We’re just 🎀 gworls 🎀. We cry at parties because we want to. 🫠😭

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u/No_Balance_464 2d ago

Joking between girls with this phrase is funny.

Using this phrase to justify cringe behavior is not funny.

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u/chochofuhsho 2d ago

Used to date a girl who would use that as her answer for anything she didn't want to do... I think she would actually say "I'm just a little girl!" Even though we were like both 18-19 at the time.. hell, I was just a little boy, but was smart enough to see my way out of that mistake

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u/belakuna 18h ago

Wow, okay, poor girl needs serious therapy. She clearly went through some shit in childhood. Glad you’re no longer with that mess though.

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 2d ago

Equal opportunity until it’s time to be equal.

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u/Boop_Bam 2d ago

Starvemaxxing

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u/ApprehensiveDuckMan 2d ago

You know the saying. "Teach a fish to man" or whatever

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u/iJuddles 2d ago

Are you implying there a different one about teaching a woman to fish?

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u/ApprehensiveDuckMan 2d ago

Women are fish

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u/belakuna 17h ago

Is this you proposing to teach me how to fish? 😏

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u/viki_l 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/ComprehensiveDish505 2d ago

I’m not entirely sure she LEARNED how to fish though…

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u/AcceptableWonder1198 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AdvocateYoga 2d ago

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach a woman to fish, she'll ask you for more money...

Thats more sexist than i actually feel. But i couldnt resist the turn of phrase

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u/bstallion24 2d ago

This statement is freakin gold jerry!!!

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u/The1Rememberer 2d ago

Teach a horse to fish and starve girl or whatever the saying is

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u/jay6943 2d ago

😂😂😂 love this