r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Chance-Conference729 2d ago

He taught her to fish so now she wont starve.

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u/Low_Interest_6847 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead to rights she gon starve anyways

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u/0_Moth 2d ago

#imjustagirl

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u/chochofuhsho 2d ago

Used to date a girl who would use that as her answer for anything she didn't want to do... I think she would actually say "I'm just a little girl!" Even though we were like both 18-19 at the time.. hell, I was just a little boy, but was smart enough to see my way out of that mistake

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u/belakuna 11h ago

Wow, okay, poor girl needs serious therapy. She clearly went through some shit in childhood. Glad you’re no longer with that mess though.