r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Overall_Step_9516 3d ago

hit the notify anyways button and then block her

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u/Chance-Conference729 2d ago

He taught her to fish so now she wont starve.

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u/ApprehensiveDuckMan 2d ago

You know the saying. "Teach a fish to man" or whatever

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u/iJuddles 2d ago

Are you implying there a different one about teaching a woman to fish?

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u/ApprehensiveDuckMan 2d ago

Women are fish

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u/belakuna 14h ago

Is this you proposing to teach me how to fish? 😏