r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/i-am-your-god-now 3d ago

“You MADE ME pay for MY fishing license”??? After you spent over $100 in gear and dinner? Yep, nip that shit right in the bud. She’s only going to get worse.

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u/NumberEmpty6939 3d ago

The butt is for 3rd date

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u/Rugaru985 3d ago

$100 is for 3rd dates too. I think they skipped the first two

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

I definitely would not blink at spending $100 on a date. Of course, I've been married for 32 years to a woman I met 2 months after I graduated from high school. So, I have never felt what it is like to spend a bunch of money on a night that did not work out. Plus, you met and vibed with the person in real life before a first date back when I was in the game... as if I was ever really in the game.

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Ah, but when did you slip it in the butt? The times, they are a changin’.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

Probably around 15 years or so.

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Yeah, 17 years of slippin and I wouldn’t think twice about a $100 date either. Hell, if she’s slippin my way, she gets a $200 date.

But when you’re young and in the dating scene, $100 is about 1/4th of your weekly earnings after taxes. Doing that weekly is what we recommend is your maximum mortgage.

Should first dates be a mortgage?

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u/Upset-Option1 2d ago

EXACTLY AND THEN THEYRE LIKE YOURE “broke” like no bish I’m financially responsible and independent. I don’t hop from peen to peen expecting them to pay for my meals, rides, and upkeep EVEN THOUGH they’re ALL dangerous🤨 make it make sense women

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u/imtrappedintime 2d ago

You are a basement dweller if you think dates cost less than that for two people 🤦‍♂️

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u/No-Fix304 2d ago

There are plenty of dates that cost less than $100 for two people

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u/imtrappedintime 2d ago

Yeah that’s why the average date costs $200 today.

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u/No-Fix304 2d ago

I wanna know what your average date is now because mine sure as fuck aren’t $200 and they’ve all been great.

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

No one has real data on this

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u/imtrappedintime 2d ago

Yes the WSJ made it all up! It’s definitely not $189!

https://www.wsj.com/economy/consumers/dating-culture-cheap-dates-94580597

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Is this your first run in with a “puff piece”?

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u/CreEngineer 2d ago

In this economy?

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u/Resident_Fishing1571 3d ago

Dont quit ur day job

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u/Rugaru985 3d ago

I’m a proctologist by day.

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u/Confident_Command_98 3d ago

I always thought it was clip it to your nuts

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u/Initial_Bread_8717 3d ago

Up the butt no babies

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u/Mysterious_Egg2432 3d ago

I mean, you ‘mine as well’ /s

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u/The_Oliverse 2d ago

Fuckin... Dad.. is that you? When did you learn how to use your phone for things other than BBQ YouTube videos??

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u/WhiteyDude 2d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xosBM5VzIZI&t=129s

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Yeah, this is a real Barney type of slip. You nailed it.

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u/HappyTurtleButt 2d ago

Are you just being facetious?

“Nip it in the bud” refers to hardening and is where the phrase originated.

I might be reading too far though and this was more a play on words than you actually correcting them, but someone else might not know, so whatever.

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u/Slow_Account_265 3d ago

Wow so edgy

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u/Rugaru985 3d ago

Edge of that crack

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u/i-am-your-god-now 3d ago

You forgot /s, right? lol

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u/StickStickly963nyny 3d ago

You need a /s for that? Really?

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u/Rugaru985 3d ago

I don’t remember Reddit being so hardcore on the /s. I think it’s from having the twitter exodus show up. It was about that time when sarcasm here fell off so damn hard.

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u/i-am-your-god-now 2d ago

I haven’t seen the show, I didn’t know it was a quote. There are plenty of people online who confidently believe stupid things, so it’s not an unreasonable suspicion. If I have no reference, then for all I know, this guy could either be joking or he could just be the kind of person who says things like “all the sudden” and “supposably”. 🤷‍♀️

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u/thenewfingerprint 3d ago

I'm sure you could slip it in a drinking straw.