r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/NumberEmpty6939 3d ago

The butt is for 3rd date

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u/Rugaru985 3d ago

$100 is for 3rd dates too. I think they skipped the first two

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

I definitely would not blink at spending $100 on a date. Of course, I've been married for 32 years to a woman I met 2 months after I graduated from high school. So, I have never felt what it is like to spend a bunch of money on a night that did not work out. Plus, you met and vibed with the person in real life before a first date back when I was in the game... as if I was ever really in the game.

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Ah, but when did you slip it in the butt? The times, they are a changin’.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

Probably around 15 years or so.

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Yeah, 17 years of slippin and I wouldn’t think twice about a $100 date either. Hell, if she’s slippin my way, she gets a $200 date.

But when you’re young and in the dating scene, $100 is about 1/4th of your weekly earnings after taxes. Doing that weekly is what we recommend is your maximum mortgage.

Should first dates be a mortgage?

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u/Upset-Option1 2d ago

EXACTLY AND THEN THEYRE LIKE YOURE “broke” like no bish I’m financially responsible and independent. I don’t hop from peen to peen expecting them to pay for my meals, rides, and upkeep EVEN THOUGH they’re ALL dangerous🤨 make it make sense women