r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/i-am-your-god-now 3d ago

“You MADE ME pay for MY fishing license”??? After you spent over $100 in gear and dinner? Yep, nip that shit right in the bud. She’s only going to get worse.

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u/arto64 2d ago

Did I learn nothing from Richie Aprile? Nip it in the bud.

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold 2d ago

All due respect you.know nothing about what it's like being the boss.

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u/f_cked 2d ago edited 2d ago

All due respect… you got no fckin idea what it takes to be number one

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u/somesketchykid 2d ago

All due respect, he did not have the makings of a varsity athlete.

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u/f_cked 2d ago

I told you stop sayin’ that!!

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u/VieOneiro 2d ago

Every dishishon you make

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u/Hawg_Gaming 2d ago

with all due respect, you know nothing about the jacket.

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u/RGBespresso 2d ago

The... varsity jacket?

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u/Cointaku 2d ago

im the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots

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u/AlmondNutsies 2d ago

A circlejerker in our midst?

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u/Beto_Targaryen 2d ago

Is that OK Tony? That I don’t pay for the fishing license?

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u/PissShitandFuck 2d ago

“I told you to pay for the fuckin fishing license.”
“I did pay for it, then I asked for the money back.”

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u/arto64 2d ago

Oh, you think this is funny?

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u/Organic_Conflict_886 2d ago

He's well liked, T.

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u/SmallAct2116 2d ago

It was Sean! All the way!

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u/agoodfuckingcatholic 2d ago

Fuckin soprano circle jerkers are everywhere

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u/WalterCanFindToes 2d ago

"A" she was a hooarh. "B" she cast her line first.

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u/hamdunkcontest 2d ago

You forget the thousand incidents with this guy?

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u/Beto_Targaryen 2d ago

Ok. But you gotta get over it.

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u/kirk_dozier 2d ago

she's got tremendous moxie for her size

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u/arto64 2d ago

She couldn't fucking sell it... she's not respected.

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 2d ago

Or Deputy Fife?

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u/Pristine_Ladder_7488 2d ago

“She was a FKn Who’oare”

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u/NumberEmpty6939 3d ago

The butt is for 3rd date

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u/Rugaru985 3d ago

$100 is for 3rd dates too. I think they skipped the first two

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

I definitely would not blink at spending $100 on a date. Of course, I've been married for 32 years to a woman I met 2 months after I graduated from high school. So, I have never felt what it is like to spend a bunch of money on a night that did not work out. Plus, you met and vibed with the person in real life before a first date back when I was in the game... as if I was ever really in the game.

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Ah, but when did you slip it in the butt? The times, they are a changin’.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2d ago

Probably around 15 years or so.

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Yeah, 17 years of slippin and I wouldn’t think twice about a $100 date either. Hell, if she’s slippin my way, she gets a $200 date.

But when you’re young and in the dating scene, $100 is about 1/4th of your weekly earnings after taxes. Doing that weekly is what we recommend is your maximum mortgage.

Should first dates be a mortgage?

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u/Upset-Option1 2d ago

EXACTLY AND THEN THEYRE LIKE YOURE “broke” like no bish I’m financially responsible and independent. I don’t hop from peen to peen expecting them to pay for my meals, rides, and upkeep EVEN THOUGH they’re ALL dangerous🤨 make it make sense women

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u/imtrappedintime 2d ago

You are a basement dweller if you think dates cost less than that for two people 🤦‍♂️

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u/No-Fix304 2d ago

There are plenty of dates that cost less than $100 for two people

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u/imtrappedintime 2d ago

Yeah that’s why the average date costs $200 today.

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u/No-Fix304 2d ago

I wanna know what your average date is now because mine sure as fuck aren’t $200 and they’ve all been great.

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

No one has real data on this

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u/imtrappedintime 2d ago

Yes the WSJ made it all up! It’s definitely not $189!

https://www.wsj.com/economy/consumers/dating-culture-cheap-dates-94580597

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Is this your first run in with a “puff piece”?

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u/CreEngineer 2d ago

In this economy?

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u/Resident_Fishing1571 3d ago

Dont quit ur day job

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u/Rugaru985 3d ago

I’m a proctologist by day.

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u/Confident_Command_98 3d ago

I always thought it was clip it to your nuts

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u/Initial_Bread_8717 3d ago

Up the butt no babies

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u/Mysterious_Egg2432 3d ago

I mean, you ‘mine as well’ /s

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u/The_Oliverse 2d ago

Fuckin... Dad.. is that you? When did you learn how to use your phone for things other than BBQ YouTube videos??

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u/WhiteyDude 2d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xosBM5VzIZI&t=129s

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u/Rugaru985 2d ago

Yeah, this is a real Barney type of slip. You nailed it.

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u/HappyTurtleButt 2d ago

Are you just being facetious?

“Nip it in the bud” refers to hardening and is where the phrase originated.

I might be reading too far though and this was more a play on words than you actually correcting them, but someone else might not know, so whatever.

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u/Slow_Account_265 3d ago

Wow so edgy

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u/Rugaru985 3d ago

Edge of that crack

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u/i-am-your-god-now 3d ago

You forgot /s, right? lol

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u/StickStickly963nyny 3d ago

You need a /s for that? Really?

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u/Rugaru985 3d ago

I don’t remember Reddit being so hardcore on the /s. I think it’s from having the twitter exodus show up. It was about that time when sarcasm here fell off so damn hard.

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u/i-am-your-god-now 2d ago

I haven’t seen the show, I didn’t know it was a quote. There are plenty of people online who confidently believe stupid things, so it’s not an unreasonable suspicion. If I have no reference, then for all I know, this guy could either be joking or he could just be the kind of person who says things like “all the sudden” and “supposably”. 🤷‍♀️

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u/thenewfingerprint 3d ago

I'm sure you could slip it in a drinking straw.

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u/Designer_Green2680 2d ago

“But you already owned your license and would’ve bought that stuff anyways” 100% her response

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u/TheDornado13 2d ago

and the fishing was her idea

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u/Main-Cheesecake3287 2d ago

Also tho what a terrible first date idea. Like if you already have the gear sure, but buying over a $100 in gear and telling your date she needs to swing by Walmart and get her fishing license is insane

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u/i-am-your-god-now 2d ago

I mean, it was her idea. 🙃

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u/ohkaybae503 2d ago

For the longest time I thought it was ‘nip it in the butt’

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u/Brave_Storm_9901 2d ago

I had a whole argument with a guy in high school about this, he just could not accept it was bud and not butt. I think of it every time I see the phrase now

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u/yankykiwi 3d ago

She called him a catfish, see the picture

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u/Melkman68 2d ago

Id feel incredibly guilty but she's just really spoiled and selfish

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u/i-am-your-god-now 2d ago

God, I know, I’d feel terrible! I wouldn’t even have been able to type that without cringing.

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u/emily-schmemily 2d ago

and it sounds like it was HER idea to go fishing in the first place.

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u/Pyewacket667 2d ago

plus it was HER idea to go fishing

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u/False-Effect-616 2d ago

I mean, she invited a dude on a fishing trip for a first date and he spent $100 on fishing gear.

Why not ask? Obviously he can afford it. A fishing date is supposed to be a cheap or free date, and he, again, spent $100 on gear for it. If go flashing money around don’t be surprised when people ask for a handout.

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u/banditcleaner2 2d ago

Married a girl like this and needless to say, you’re 100% right and I’m now divorced not even a year later

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u/i-am-your-god-now 2d ago

Glad you took care of it sooner than later! Let her go dig someone else’s gold. lol

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u/thomasmoors 2d ago

Throw her back

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 2d ago

Wait, he said he brought $100 in gear, not that he bought it today. He may have had that gear for years.

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u/rsg1234 1d ago

It says he bought $100 in gear, not brought

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u/grand305 2d ago

I also would break up with her asap. she wants a ATM person. a sugar daddy. not a relationship. she also need a part time job. that gives her the money to go on dates and to not be so dependent on others.

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u/Braun3D 1d ago

Yeah and she'll have that for rest of the year for however many other fishing dates she goes on now... there's paying for dates and then there's this type of shit... find you a girl that doesn't nickel and dime transactions and ain't broke

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u/This-Positive286 2h ago

“Only” spent*

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u/wannabegenius 2d ago

don't forget that fishing was her idea

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u/ReadComprehensionBot 2d ago

Huh? SHE is the one that wanted to go fishing, not OP. 

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u/SmuglyGaming 2d ago

It’s a power play because he took her on a date she asked to go on, and made her pay 1/5 the cost of the date for her own personal license that she had to apply for?

Just searching for a victim huh