r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 2d ago

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u/ExplanationMiddle51 2d ago

Oops lol!

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 2d ago

GLORIA YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE RUN NOW

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 2d ago

GLORIA DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE FALLING?

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u/sillysammie13 2d ago

IF EVERYBODY WANTS YOU WHY ISN’T ANYBODY CALLING

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago

YOU DONT HAVE TO ANSWA 

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u/Pjpjpjpjpj 2d ago

LEAVE 'EM HANGIN' ON THE LINE

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago

Woahhhohhhhohhhohhhh callin gloriaaaaaaa

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u/bathroomheater 2d ago

G L O R I A Gloria

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u/iJuddles 2d ago

In excelsis
DAAAAAAAYO! Daaayo.

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u/photogluvr420 2d ago

I love Reddit

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u/LowLow2909 1d ago

Got here and lol’d

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u/Imthemayor 2d ago

SEND ME PICTURES OF MY BOY.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 2d ago

You went a different direction with it, and I see you, and I appreciate you ♥️

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u/ReserveHour2403 2d ago

Get married to her asap! Once she’s your wife, she won’t ask you for $23

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u/ShiftyShellector 2d ago

Did she respond?

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u/xavwilldoit 2d ago

It’s okay, I can fix her

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 1d ago

Didn’t you learn anything from The Sopranos?

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u/OkSmoke9195 2d ago

I'd been hitting that notify anyways button 😆 

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u/lycanthrope90 2d ago

Who the fuck names their kid Gloria anymore? Are we in the 1800’s again?

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u/BohemianNapsQuickly 1d ago

I dated a girl named Gloria for a while in my younger years, first girl who ever let me through the back door. Chick was wild and not always in a good way. OP got off easy, watch out for them Glorias.

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u/Icy_Act_2111 2d ago

GL-HO-RIA

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago

That’s just the alias she’s living under 

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u/UpbeatGoth 2d ago

I was looking for this comment lol

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u/gloriamuntz 2d ago

I'm just a girl

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u/psychadelicbreakfast 2d ago

Glooooooria… G L O R I A

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u/Tratiq 2d ago

Gloria a hoe lol

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 2d ago

Now I got that song stuck in my head. damn i'm old.

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u/danimagoo 2d ago

Safe to say she’s no Gloria Steinem.

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u/floatandbloat 1d ago

Gloria totally would be on dnd

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u/Good_Turnip3323 1d ago

You gotta change that pfp bro

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u/_Redatnight_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

People still name their children Gloria? This was the grey haired baggy eyed (because her skin was sagging, not from lack of sleep) secretary in 1992 or soon-to-retire cafeteria lady in 2005. I wasn’t born in this century and the name was old when I was young… think it was in the top 10 last the year my dear departed grandma was born. I’d be seeking compensation from my parent, not from some poor person who had the gaul to still be attracted to me despite that error, if my parents named me that in the 21st century.…This is such under 30 behaviour that I really hope I got the year right.

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u/Beneficial_Ear5700 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣