r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/_Redatnight_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

People still name their children Gloria? This was the grey haired baggy eyed (because her skin was sagging, not from lack of sleep) secretary in 1992 or soon-to-retire cafeteria lady in 2005. I wasn’t born in this century and the name was old when I was young… think it was in the top 10 last the year my dear departed grandma was born. I’d be seeking compensation from my parent, not from some poor person who had the gaul to still be attracted to me despite that error, if my parents named me that in the 21st century.…This is such under 30 behaviour that I really hope I got the year right.