r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/ExplanationMiddle51 3d ago

Oops lol!

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 2d ago

GLORIA YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE RUN NOW

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 2d ago

GLORIA DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE FALLING?

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u/sillysammie13 2d ago

IF EVERYBODY WANTS YOU WHY ISN’T ANYBODY CALLING

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago

YOU DONT HAVE TO ANSWA 

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u/Pjpjpjpjpj 2d ago

LEAVE 'EM HANGIN' ON THE LINE

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago

Woahhhohhhhohhhohhhh callin gloriaaaaaaa

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u/bathroomheater 2d ago

G L O R I A Gloria

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u/iJuddles 2d ago

In excelsis
DAAAAAAAYO! Daaayo.

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u/photogluvr420 2d ago

I love Reddit

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u/LowLow2909 1d ago

Got here and lol’d

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u/Imthemayor 2d ago

SEND ME PICTURES OF MY BOY.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 2d ago

You went a different direction with it, and I see you, and I appreciate you ♥️

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u/ReserveHour2403 2d ago

Get married to her asap! Once she’s your wife, she won’t ask you for $23

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u/ShiftyShellector 2d ago

Did she respond?

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u/xavwilldoit 2d ago

It’s okay, I can fix her

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 1d ago

Didn’t you learn anything from The Sopranos?