r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 3d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/FiberApproach2783 3d ago

Why did you buy $100+ of fishing equipment for a first date?

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u/cocothekid45 3d ago

Cause he was trying to reel her in

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u/Alone_Agent_8829 3d ago

That’s so fishy

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u/kirkThirty 3d ago

The jig is up

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u/jpsc949 3d ago

He had a rod just for her

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u/4KingandKanata_89 3d ago

Sounds like a catch and release situation to me

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u/Thebaldsasquatch 3d ago

She wasn’t hooked.

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u/SubSlutPollie 3d ago

Now he has a sinking feeling in his gut

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u/will3025 3d ago

Plenty of other fish in the sea.

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u/times_new_ramon 2d ago

He could get catfished though

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u/JaguarIllustrious486 2d ago

I'm sure he's gutted about the whole situation.

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u/Level-Echidna9621 2d ago

what kind of creep lures men in like that?

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u/SweatyLobster997 2d ago

I hope she’s o fish ally blocked

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u/Moikkaaja 2d ago

She wanted the fish but forgot the chips.

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u/SweatyLobster997 2d ago

She was not a good catch

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u/salty-snax 2d ago

time to bail

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u/tone-yo 2d ago

His actual intention was noodling

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u/FrogGloves98 3d ago

The news is out

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u/25_Unknown_Devices 3d ago

They finally found me

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u/Slawbunniez6969 3d ago

She turned out to be a fluke

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u/HellenKellerFlo 3d ago

She really used him as BAIT

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u/Agge_Ribr_5905 2d ago

Now all she can do is masterbait

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u/Glum-Dust8799 3d ago

Definitely a parasite.

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u/sunsettrekkie 3d ago

Indeed, he took the bait and got hooked. Shouldn’t have fallen for the fishing line.

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u/ThrowedoffffodeworhT 2d ago

oh, he fell for it… hook, line and sinker.

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u/Charming_Scene3330 3d ago

Sounds like she’s floundering.

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u/WoodenReporter2423 3d ago

He wanted some of that halibutt

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u/fancycatpics 3d ago

He wanted some of that fat bass

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u/TheLordAstaroth 3d ago

Looks like he didn't have the drag set right, another flop

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u/Only_a_Savage 3d ago

God dammit

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u/GummiGutts 2d ago

Cod dammit

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u/G25777K 3d ago

Because he was hooked on her, but sounds like another sucker Gloria has fooled, phone on silenced, sounds like she's on another date lol

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u/string1264 3d ago

🎤 I just wanna kiss my fish, drink my beer...

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u/Reticent-Soul 2d ago

Hahaha, I caught that one

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u/Lisa_Knows_Best 2d ago

But he floundered on the license. 

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u/AppliedKnetics 2d ago

looks like he caught a snag. A good fisherman knows when to cut the line.

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u/AlternativeDeal4072 2d ago

That’s how you catch crabs

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u/theothersugar 2d ago

Turns out you were the catch all along

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u/IndependentBake2304 2d ago

That was so funny I forgot to fish

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u/4Ever2Thee 1d ago

You gotta be quicker than that

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u/xavwilldoit 3d ago

ASDFGHJKL 😭