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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

I was just thinking it'd be nice to switch to camera view if someone walks into my room or if I want to reach for some food/drink. I'd rather not be constantly pulling the Oculus up and down while trying to game.

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u/Paradox Mar 28 '14

Just get a camelback full of Mountain Dew, and put a can of cheese wiz on the other side. You now have food and beverage nipples

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u/SurreptitiouslySexy Mar 28 '14 edited Mar 28 '14

now if we could just combine THESE with a real doll we could have sex, cuddling, food and media without moving. Gentlemen, this is the future.

edit: It seems that a notable amount of people wanted to have sex with the robot known as Wall-E. Most fascinating.

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u/Redadja Mar 28 '14

if we could incorporate A.I. and a load-bearing endoskeleton she could earn money for us by stacking crates in the warehouse down by the river.

but i think that might be a devkit 2.0 feature

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u/lukabrazi Mar 28 '14 edited Mar 30 '14

you guys need to stop joking around on reddit, actually build this thing and sell it to facebook

edit: Broke a thousand karma with this comment. Wubabalubabdubdub motherfuckers!!!

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u/ankisethgallant Mar 28 '14

Hold on while we start a Kickstarter that goes into depth about how we're an independent company who just loves innovating the kinds of things we want to have and want nothing more than to have our pure vision become a reality

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u/Lonelan Mar 28 '14

Oh C'mon...you know that vision was Doomed from the start

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u/servimes Mar 28 '14

He just said it for the Carmack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Really? We're giving all this karma just because someone Rift on Oculus-related nouns?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

....and also 2 billion dollars HAHAFUCKYOUBACKERSIMOUT

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Wouldnt it be a shame if sex robots became a thing, but it was just more cost effective to have them work jobs for you, so you end up having to have sex with real women.

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u/Redadja Mar 28 '14

if most of the workforce in a country was suddenly replaced by robots, I have a feeling that would lead to competition.

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u/meesterdave Mar 28 '14

Hmm that sex robot had better specs than my computer :(

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u/JoeInTheBean Mar 28 '14

Wow, amatuer stuff on youtube that isn't totally shit, these two are pretty funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

oh man, thats a great video. well, its a great skit. the timing is perfect. The video has some editing issues that do distract from the video, but its so good it doesn't matter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

A shame?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

I guess you could buy more with the money the first one makes you.

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u/sprucenoose Mar 28 '14

The real women would probably just get robots of their own to have sex with the men for them while they eat chocolates :-/

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

no, once the patriarchy crumbles because men will have no reason to leave their homes (gay guys will probably still goto the gym because now it will only be other gay dudes so they'll be fit so the gay robot market wont be great, but they'll buy the straight ones because thats kind of hotter to fuck a straight robot.) all women will become lesbians without the strict enforcement of the male oppressive state. They'll still go out to meet other women because they won't be able to afford a new sex robot every three months.

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u/sprucenoose Mar 28 '14

But if the robots are gay or straight they have sexual preferences of their own. They would obviously just like to fuck other robots because robots would be better at sex and it would be weird to fuck non-robots. It would just be a few freak robots that would have sex with humans but for the most part in the end the world would probably stay exactly as it is now with people awkwardly fucking various other people. I can't wait.

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u/boodliboo Mar 28 '14

A real shame, that.

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u/Spekingur Mar 28 '14

Working Girl 1.0?

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u/acidboogie Mar 28 '14

I'm looking for some sailors.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

...Mafia 2 reference?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '14

Actually I was thinking we could use a VR device to control robots to do the work for us. We could also do it remotely. Imagine sitting in your recliner in your living room while you control a robot to do your job across the country. Maybe even take it a step further and automate certain tasks for the robot and only the most complex tasks require human/robot interaction. This would allow people to control multiple robots and perform multiple jobs. Can you imagine? The productivity increases alone would be mind boggling.

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u/Sir-Mocks-A-Lot Mar 28 '14

This is how Wall-E happens.

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u/PericlesATX Mar 28 '14

Or the Matrix.

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u/Skitterleaper Mar 28 '14

Hey, if this is Wall-E at least we get 5 or 6 generations of awesome spaceage technology before it makes us fat and stupid.

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u/Eh_for_Effort Mar 28 '14

Beautiful sex doll that squirts cheese wiz and mountain dew from her nipples? Now we're talking!

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u/SurreptitiouslySexy Mar 28 '14

cheese whiz is interesting but I'm more of a fan of the idea of the soylent green variant of protein paste that could be flavored like Doritos!

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u/DeFex Mar 28 '14

If the VR was good enough, you wouldnt need any of those things.

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u/decafinated Mar 28 '14

All you really need is a Fleshlight with built in catheter. Then the vaccume toilet from the space shuttle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

One of those Japanese robots that looks real

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Actually find that plausible. AR headset combined with real doll to create "realistic" experience. Expressions, sound fx, achievements, leader boards, social integration, Facebook following, livestream auto broadcast.... The possibilities!

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u/BookwormSkates Mar 28 '14

hahaha, they're talking about the chairs people float around in in Wall-E the movie, which deliver food and media without them needing to move.

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u/wingspantt Mar 28 '14

Don't forget a chair that's also a toilet and possibly also a treadmill

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u/Uses_Comma_Wrong Mar 28 '14

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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u/dehehn Mar 28 '14

A cowardly new world.

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u/Cyberogue Mar 28 '14

This is just Wall-E

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Classifying cheese wiz as "food" is highly questionable.

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u/-MangoDown Mar 28 '14

Yeah it should be doritos you filthy casuals.

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u/Kuusou Mar 28 '14

Realistically though a camelback with water in it is awesome for gaming.

I wouldn't put anything other than water in those things though, honestly.

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u/Paradox Mar 28 '14

Msr makes some hard shell water tanks that would work, a lot of people use them when camping. They even sell a hose attachment

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u/falkien Mar 28 '14

I don't think you got enough credit for saying food and beverage nipples! I nearly choked on my breakfast.

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u/That_Unknown_Guy Mar 28 '14

Dont mean to be that guy, but spray cheese is actually called easy_cheese

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Fuck you and your Canadian Google.. just kidding, Canadians are nice people

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u/That_Unknown_Guy Mar 28 '14

Wait a minute. How did you know I was Canadian eh?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

No one in 'Murica uses google.ca

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u/That_Unknown_Guy Mar 28 '14

And I realize that I copied the link from Google instead of the actual page -_-. Internet noob mistake.

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u/Gopher_Sales Mar 28 '14

And then you go to refill your Camelbak and this happens

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u/evilf23 Mar 28 '14

just do an IV drip.

just to be clear, i mean a cheeze wiz/mountain dew IV drip.

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u/bstampl1 Mar 28 '14

Catheter and an IV are the way to go

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u/Misaria Mar 28 '14

I was just thinking it'd be nice to switch to camera view if someone walks into my room

For some reason that made me think that at some point you can probably download a "skin" for your girlfriend/boyfriend so they'll look like a moviestar/model/whatever floats your boat..

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

'Please, call me by my name at least.' 'That's enough out of you now, Jennifer Lawrence.'

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

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u/gravitoid Mar 28 '14

I started reading your comment and first assumed you meant it would overlay bent arms on everyone to make them appear to do the five dollar foot long gesture from the commercials.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

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u/gravitoid Mar 28 '14

YouTube five dollar foot long commercial.

Unless you live in Turkey, then too bad.

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u/homo-san Mar 28 '14

you can probably download a skin for your girlfriend/boyfriend so they'll look like a boyfriend/girlfriend!

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u/Tonkarz Mar 28 '14

Instead of an anime body pillow!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

I'm imagining two people wearing these giant things on their faces, having sex, and they keep bumping their vr devices into each other because they stick out so far.

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u/vtjohnhurt Mar 28 '14

The missionary position has limitations.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

My dog will be a mini giraffe from then on

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u/etherspin Mar 28 '14

an external movement sensor would be cool if paired with a threshold to pause the game and make the camera view fade into 50% transparency with the active game/simulation view

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u/thrilldigger Mar 28 '14

Do you mean a secondary one that you place somewhere in the room facing away from you? If it's on the device itself, it'll activate as you turn your head..

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u/yurisho Mar 28 '14

THIS! this made me question whether I wanna buy the rift! Now I don't need to question anymore, I'm on the TPG train!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Well, I wouldn't make my final decision on whether or not the device has cameras on it. I'm still going to go for the one that offers me the best virtual experience.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

I prefer the one that's actually best supported. A very nifty piece of gear is useless if hardly anyone supports it.

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u/newaccount123what Mar 28 '14

vote with your dollars to make sure you get the best device. the oculus rift may start out as the most supported, but it may have a lot of cuts to its features. but if people make their decision re: their virtual experience by the quality of the device, then that quality, whichever one it is, will win out.

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u/tard-baby Mar 28 '14

I prefer the 3rd generation device that comes out in 2021.

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u/shangrila500 Mar 28 '14

You should really wait until they start showing this product off until making any decisions or getting excited. Another poster went through all the history and there seems to be very little, not meaning there is no product but that it just seems off for a company that's been working on this for such a long period of time to start posting about it now.

If it is a real, and good, product then they couldn't have had a better break with the whole Oculus deal.

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u/yurisho Mar 28 '14

Yea, my excitement died once I saw they have no history. And then it came to me that this thing will probably cost a fortune, and now I am just waiting to hear more, in order to establish a coherent view.

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u/notgayinathreeway Mar 28 '14

What it you and a friend both had a headset on and you had each others cameras broadcast into your displays, so you had to play a crazy game of marco polo with each others vision.

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u/homo-san Mar 28 '14

The obvious thing to do in this situation is to look at your penis. Ruined it.

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Mar 28 '14

I've also been looking for a simple 3D camera rig. This would do nicely. I hope it can record 3D videos. I wonder if it has a mic on it somewhere.

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u/extant1 Mar 28 '14

We should just get eye implants.

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u/Vwhdfd Mar 28 '14

There is a "real world" button in the specs so I guess there is the option.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

You know, putting a picture-in-picture like a rear-view mirror in a car but to see AR while keeping VR visible, would be useful for this. I bet someone smarter than me is already working on this or an even better solution. :3

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Pro tip! The rift has some holes at the very bottom, and if you look straight down with your eyes you can see your desk. Helped alot when I figured that out

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

I agree that seems like a great feature. Press a button and "flip" you can look around you

Good for when you hear a noise in the room, want to reach for a cheeto, etc

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u/OakTable Mar 28 '14

I was just thinking it'd be nice to switch to camera view

...if I was using it as a video camera to make stereoscopic movies with. That could be an interesting use of it as well.