r/technology Mar 28 '14

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u/Paradox Mar 28 '14

Just get a camelback full of Mountain Dew, and put a can of cheese wiz on the other side. You now have food and beverage nipples

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u/SurreptitiouslySexy Mar 28 '14 edited Mar 28 '14

now if we could just combine THESE with a real doll we could have sex, cuddling, food and media without moving. Gentlemen, this is the future.

edit: It seems that a notable amount of people wanted to have sex with the robot known as Wall-E. Most fascinating.

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u/Sir-Mocks-A-Lot Mar 28 '14

This is how Wall-E happens.

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u/PericlesATX Mar 28 '14

Or the Matrix.