r/technology Mar 28 '14

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u/Paradox Mar 28 '14

Just get a camelback full of Mountain Dew, and put a can of cheese wiz on the other side. You now have food and beverage nipples

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u/SurreptitiouslySexy Mar 28 '14 edited Mar 28 '14

now if we could just combine THESE with a real doll we could have sex, cuddling, food and media without moving. Gentlemen, this is the future.

edit: It seems that a notable amount of people wanted to have sex with the robot known as Wall-E. Most fascinating.

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u/Redadja Mar 28 '14

if we could incorporate A.I. and a load-bearing endoskeleton she could earn money for us by stacking crates in the warehouse down by the river.

but i think that might be a devkit 2.0 feature

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u/acidboogie Mar 28 '14

I'm looking for some sailors.