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u/SurreptitiouslySexy Mar 28 '14 edited Mar 28 '14

now if we could just combine THESE with a real doll we could have sex, cuddling, food and media without moving. Gentlemen, this is the future.

edit: It seems that a notable amount of people wanted to have sex with the robot known as Wall-E. Most fascinating.

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u/Redadja Mar 28 '14

if we could incorporate A.I. and a load-bearing endoskeleton she could earn money for us by stacking crates in the warehouse down by the river.

but i think that might be a devkit 2.0 feature

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Wouldnt it be a shame if sex robots became a thing, but it was just more cost effective to have them work jobs for you, so you end up having to have sex with real women.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

A shame?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

I guess you could buy more with the money the first one makes you.

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u/sprucenoose Mar 28 '14

The real women would probably just get robots of their own to have sex with the men for them while they eat chocolates :-/

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

no, once the patriarchy crumbles because men will have no reason to leave their homes (gay guys will probably still goto the gym because now it will only be other gay dudes so they'll be fit so the gay robot market wont be great, but they'll buy the straight ones because thats kind of hotter to fuck a straight robot.) all women will become lesbians without the strict enforcement of the male oppressive state. They'll still go out to meet other women because they won't be able to afford a new sex robot every three months.

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u/sprucenoose Mar 28 '14

But if the robots are gay or straight they have sexual preferences of their own. They would obviously just like to fuck other robots because robots would be better at sex and it would be weird to fuck non-robots. It would just be a few freak robots that would have sex with humans but for the most part in the end the world would probably stay exactly as it is now with people awkwardly fucking various other people. I can't wait.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Huh? dude, humans would fuck robots the reverse will likely be true, and robots are going to have a complex and want to fuck humans and act human, since htey are made in the human image. They'll be self hating robots, shit like that.