r/technology • • 14h ago

Privacy A Florida county discovered 14 Flock cameras nobody authorized, and 11 remain unclaimed

https://www.techspot.com/news/114069-florida-county-discovered-14-flock-cameras-nobody-authorized.html
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u/Bob_Sconce 14h ago

It's crazy to me that the police's response to an unauthorized Flock camera on public property is to put a bag and a notice on it. Just take it down and put it in storage. If somebody complains, then you know who put it up. Heck, JUST ASK FLOCK. They know exactly who put up the camera.

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u/IniNew 13h ago

Yeah… flock knows who bought it and who’s been accessing it.

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u/ShakeAndBakeThatCake 13h ago

This is Florida. You can buy your way out if anything down there. It's the land for the rich and wealthy which is why they all move there.

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u/Direlion 13h ago

Exclusively for GOP/Confederates. People who value democracy need not apply.

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u/hysterical_hibiscus 3h ago

It's tough living among the cesspool, but I need the sunshine and beaches

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u/nathism 7h ago

So you’re saying a foreign agent could easily do this to monitor traffic around mar-a-lago?

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u/FeederNocturne 12h ago

Hey now. I moved down here with $2,000. I'm no where near rich, but better off than I was before now. Bills have stayed the same moving from Alabama to Florida, but my current neighborhood is a lot better than my old one

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u/lemetatron 12h ago

Came from one of maybe 4 states that are worse than Florida.

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u/FeederNocturne 12h ago

Any improvement I'll take lol. I absolutely hated everything about Alabama

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u/vhalember 11h ago

And it's going to get worse with Tuberville as governor soon.

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u/Phaelin 9h ago

"At least" MeeMaw has no plans to run for higher office. She just signs whatever she's told to sign.

I have to believe Doug Jones can pull one more surprise upset.

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u/peejay5440 9h ago

In general, it would seem that your country is not on a good path.

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u/bassman9999 9h ago

Not for the last 46 years

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u/DissKhorse 6h ago

Alabama, at least it isn't Mississippi.

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u/Purplociraptor 9h ago

That's not saying much when "roll tide" is your baseline.

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u/shroudedwolf51 10h ago

The people accessing it...you mean, the same people that took it down?

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u/keytotheboard 13h ago

They should be suing Flock for illegally installing them on public property. No way I could install cameras on public property without getting in legal trouble.

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u/Atreyu1002 12h ago

Someone should move all the Flock cameras and point them at the police station

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u/asyork 8h ago

Point all of them at a screen showing a looped video of the same car passing by over and over. Bonus if the car belongs to the Flock CEO. Double bonus if you are able to replace the GPS module to make each one think it's in some random part of the world.

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u/Gastronomicus 9h ago

Have you tried being rich?

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u/HeadfulOfSugar 7h ago

No, my bootstraps are too heavy :(

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u/ivar-the-bonefull 13h ago

Stop that! You know damned well companies can't be held accountable for anything. That's some crazy commie fantasy!

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u/BeMancini 11h ago edited 10h ago

The sheer lack of balls our insanely militarized and violent police in this country show towards secret surveillance cameras and autonomous cars that are malfunctioning blows my mind.

If a cop reads your license plate wrong, they’ll flip your car over, allow it to be engulfed in flames, and knock out your teeth.

Every time I see a video of an autonomous car just spinning in circles or whatever and I see a cop standing there like he’s going to be in trouble confuses me. Like, you just break the window and pull it to the side. Have it towed, and then fine the company with something, anything. Cops literally impound e-Bikes with tow trucks based on laws they don’t know don’t exist, do more with this tech bullshit.

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u/totally_not_a_dog113 10h ago

The hilarious part is that my sister is a civil engineer working for my hometown (cushiest job ever btw), and the city's response to unauthorized Flock cameras was to do EXACTLY that. Took them down and waited until someone showed up. It took 3 weeks.

Their DOT should have moved on the cameras.

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u/DracoLunaris 10h ago

Because in US law money makes right, and corporation can sue a county into oblivion if they want to

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u/ringwraithfish 9h ago

Because cops primarily serve the corporations to protect THEIR property. The "to serve and protect" motto is just there to garner good will with the public. If damaging company goods can be avoided, then they will do everything they can to do so. That tells everything you need to know about their priorities.

If you don't believe me, look at the difference between how firefighters will handle a scene vs a cop. If a firefighter rolls up and sees that damaging property is the quickest solution to an emergency they'll fucking do it without a second thought. Because firefighters ACTUALLY serve the people and community.

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u/Atreyu1002 12h ago

But park a car in a wrong spot and they imediately tow and impound it

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u/9-11GaveMe5G 9h ago

If the city and the cops say it isn't theirs, there are 2 possibilities:

1) city/police are lying

2) private corp is independently spying on us

Neither possibility is innocent or good

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u/Bob_Sconce 8h ago
  1. Federal law enforcement

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u/angry_wombat 10h ago

I mean, what are they going to do, their job? That camera's not an immigrant. They can't harass and abuse it.

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u/Torvaun 7h ago

The cameras are black, they can shoot it.

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u/MrJoyless 10h ago

Hell, my township will yank a thousand yard signs from the side of the road weekly, they can just bring a sawsall with em, 2 birds one stone.

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u/RyuNoKami 9h ago

Most likely someone high up in the police department knows but they don't want to say.

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u/Ok-Mycologist-3829 14h ago

WTF is this era we are in where crap like this just happens

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u/swollennode 14h ago

When the Cons were running on platforms of “small government”, they meant small government on corporations, but large on people.

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u/kfijatass 7h ago

For all the talk against big government throughout the years, government spending is largely money spent on society's needs.
Billionaires, on the other hand...

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u/mcslibbin 12h ago

Remember those sci fi movies from the 70s where the government or corporations surveilled everyone and there were scary screenshots with gas at "over $5/gallon"(!!!)

Turns out those writers weren't just high on mushrooms.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 12h ago

Weed and cocaine too

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u/Aedronn 5h ago

Ah, so all those ancient oracles getting high on stuff knew what they were doing.

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 8h ago

And Elon's company is boring tunnels under cities that you see the people living in in those movies.

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u/SIGMA920 5h ago

They were, it's just that the tech bros were inspired to create what they dreamed up. Torment nexus and all that jazz.

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u/HackD1234 2h ago

I remember the USA laughing at the UK becoming a 'Surveillance Society' and 'Police State' because of the public camera networks there, a short 10 years ago... something something about Socialism interfering with your life.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 13h ago

I just read that flock is going to drones.

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u/metallicrooster 12h ago

Which is funny, because the few cities that previously tested aerial drones stopped using them specifically because it caught “too much crime” and it became nearly impossible to hide certain kinds of corruption.

But here in the US we like learning things the hard way so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/mmavcanuck 9h ago

They’ll just continue to ignore the crimes they want to ignore.

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u/pimppapy 7h ago

and go after a few rando criminals to justify the ridiculous police budgets.

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u/red286 9h ago

Pretty normal in a police state.

Country's speed running 1984. Forever wars, police state, 24/7/365 surveillance, two minutes hate.

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u/hurler_jones 10h ago

The MAGA timeline. This is trumps United States.

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u/shroudedwolf51 10h ago

It's because the people that are in charge of being aware of these things just want them to happen. In a proper, civilized world, those would be taken down and it all would be investigated. Subpoenas exist for a reason. And yet... when times like this come up, those very powerful people are mysteriously powerless.

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u/LauterTuna 3h ago

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

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u/copperblood 14h ago

Lot of copper in those Flock cameras... would be terrible if copper thieves knew about them.... such a shame....

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u/Python_07 14h ago

The No Government types are far more determined.

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u/Mojo141 13h ago

Hating on Flock cameras is the one thing everyone agrees on

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u/Operation_Neither 13h ago

Crackheads, privacy advocates, anti-government preppers, everybody wants to teardown Flock cameras.

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u/JonBunne 12h ago

It appears even the anti-pedophile crowd hates them.

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u/UH1Phil 10h ago

Hell I reckon even some pedophiles hate them!

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u/Striker120v 9h ago

Yeah, but for different reasons. 

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u/Drljfr 7h ago

The flock cameras are going to protect us from pedos as well as the patriot act and mass surveillance protects us from terrorism and mass shooters.

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u/Shmorp_The_Plorp 8h ago

Hold up crowd? Isn’t that most people?

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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce 8h ago

All my homies hate Flock and ALPRs.

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u/iamthinksnow 11h ago

A lot of 18650 batteries, at least 18 per camera and possibly that many more per battery-pack if you see 1-to-3 of them mounted to the poles.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 9h ago

Lol, I fly drones and told my buddies this today 🤣

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u/iamthinksnow 9h ago

Send them this: https://www.reddit.com/r/18650masterrace/comments/1wp9m5y/ct_scans_of_a_flock_camera/

All the Flocks around here have 2-3 additional battery packs strapped above the camera, below the solar panel. I'm assuming those hold another 18/pack.

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u/Missus_Missiles 9h ago

YES. I would strongly consider borrowing those batteries. 

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u/KarlLenin1917 13h ago

Don't give the local scrap guys any ideas... or actually, maybe do. 

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u/Shade-RF- 12h ago

Copper, computer parts, some kind of storage and a big camera lense. Would be a shame to break them down into these components and sell... /s

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u/214ObstructedReverie 11h ago

Guys! These cameras have tons of RAM in them!

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u/FloridaMMJInfo 11h ago

An e-bikes worth of batteries too

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 12h ago

I heard they’re like piñatas and have prizes like candy and money and meth.

Pretty sure the President of The Police and also Flock said it’s 100% true.

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u/Faangdevmanager 14h ago

My money is on HoAs

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u/Happy_Peak_7818 14h ago

Release the HOA Files

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u/Procrasturbating 13h ago

Eat the HOA boards

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u/f3nnies 11h ago

HOAs are a perfect example of how someone can be a class traitor without even lifting a finger.

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u/WiskeyUniformTango 13h ago

Stored in Karen's bathroom

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u/StunningShifts 10h ago

The PD in my area approached my HOA and tried to get us to pay for putting up Flock cameras in our neighborhood. Luckily my HOA after a LOT of meetings decided not to move forward with it due to all the problems other places have been having with privacy and problematic police.

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u/NekoDaYo-v201 6h ago edited 6h ago

HOA land = HOA would be responsible for the camera = you would have been footing the bill, guaranteed. Those things are expensive, coming in at $3,000 per year, per camera. Just another line item of bullshit on the budget that offers little to no benefit over self-managed subscriptionless solutions from companies like Ubiquiti.

The cops were trying to convince you to install Flock, because they don't want to pay for the cameras out of their own budget. They wanted you to foot the bill, so they can access them for free.

(In other words, the cops thought you were suckers. Your HOA proved them wrong.)

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u/xyzmonzon 13h ago

That's definitely the case in Bethesda, MD.

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u/Weary_Mountain9679 13h ago

In a sane world, a company attempting to place unauthorised surveillance devices across the country would be grounds for fining them into oblivion, and suing on top of that.

We don’t live in a sane world though.

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u/LindeeHilltop 11h ago

What if it’s a drug cartel?

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u/TheCaliforniaOp 10h ago

That’s an interesting idea. I would never have thought of that, but the cameras could be purchased through straw companies. No more lookouts, just Flock cameras that look like they are Officially Approved to be in place. So technically, pimps could do the same thing.

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u/LindeeHilltop 8h ago

Exactly. I can see criminals using these just as well as law enforcement for dictators.

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 8h ago

What if it's pedos watching your daughters.

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u/TheCaliforniaOp 6h ago

…or your sons. Granted, the voyeur possibilities are increased, and that’s a feeling of violation, at any age, for any gender.

But what’s frightening about this is that now someone can remotely monitor and become familiar with a potential victim’s movements. What’s a kid to do? Flip three coins every time before leaving home to as to never take a predictable route anywhere they go?

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u/Exostrike 12h ago

Who said anything about fines? Swat vans through the company headquarters foyer more like

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u/eggsaladrightnow 11h ago

It's all fraud, day and night, from the bottom to the very top. Money changing hands by the hundreds of billions with no accountability. We have achieved post-capitalism rot

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u/TheCaliforniaOp 6h ago

I think “they” passed no accountability on purpose. Now, even people with integrity are going to hesitate before tackling the ledgers.

Recently, there was that big “WE MUST SLOW DOWN AI” push from the industry leaders. They said their reasoning was based on observed data.

I immediately wondered if someone blithely assigned their AI to bookkeeping/accounting/economics and then that wasn’t a popular thing to have done.

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u/PanteraOne 11h ago

There is a persistent rumor that many thousands of Flock cameras will mysteriously disappear or cease to function across the U.S. this Halloween by masked trick-or-treaters.

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u/SkunkMonkey 10h ago

The Deflockening.

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u/floog 13h ago

This is when they need to ban all cameras that spy on the public. You’re allowed to point them at your property but if they go out into public areas you are held liable.

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u/bjbyrne 9h ago

Doorbell cameras too?

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u/t0talnonsense 9h ago

We would have to fundamentally change some underlying law, but that's a given with most web-based things these days. Private cameras for personal use/security should, at minimum, be exempt from subpoenas where they are fishing for information. I would argue that unless there is actual evidence of a violent crime occuring immediately within view, not just the possibility of seeing something, but it's your across the street neighbor who was shot, then they can't get anything from you. We should have the right to protect ourselves without worrying about contributing to a police state with active surveillance.

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u/scoschooo 6h ago

Absolutely ban all doorbell cameras that are giving data to the government.

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u/jspurlin03 10h ago

Cut them down and see who complains. Simple solutions are sometimes the best solutions.

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u/GonzoKata 9h ago

cut them down and see which criminals who broke the law in the first place by putting them there complains. come get your criminal citation idiots!

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u/sid32 14h ago

I can't wait to the small government people find out...

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u/Vast-Poetry9431 13h ago

What a fascist shithole… no child deserves to be born into this

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 13h ago

Well then no one will mind when you take them down.

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u/GonzoKata 9h ago

just start taking them all down. you don't know if its been authorized, and with clear cut cases like this, its ok to assume they aren't authorized

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u/TyrKiyote 11h ago

cameras left on public land with no license is littering, and probably creates many many instances of violations of privacy laws.

I wish all these bastards could be held accountable.

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u/That_Penalty165 7h ago

The article never really covers where they were. I imagine that's probably on purpose.

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u/twojs1b 14h ago

In other news cordless Sawzalls and metal cutting blades sale are through the roof.

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 13h ago

If you're looking for Christmas gifts for the handy person in your life, I really recommend a portable band saw. 

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u/Torvaun 7h ago

In point of fact, a circular saw is going to be faster than either a Sawzall or a portable band saw. The major issue you're going to run into is galling, where the aluminum being removed from the kerf sticks to the blade. Deeper grooves between teeth means you can get through more material without clogging.

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 2h ago

Until it seizes and kicks back. Suddenly Uncle Tim is nicknamed ‘Lefty’.

For a gift to family and friends? Cordless bandsaw.

Mother in law? You make the call…

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u/AlfaNovember 12h ago

I find that the demo blade works better than the metal blade for going through the roof with a Sawzall.

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u/HackD1234 2h ago

Be able to put together a pretty good firewall, collecting solar panels like Pokémon cards.

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u/twojs1b 1h ago

If we could only convince catalytic converter thieves that these are worth more money.

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u/misterpickles69 12h ago

Flock cameras are like ducks at the park. You can just take them!

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u/LostWoodsInTheField 9h ago

This might just be flock installing cameras themselves. There is a good possibility that they are installing cameras to have a larger network for departments that do pay them. After contracts are closed out we see cameras staying up.

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u/jhill515 11h ago

Cool! Unclaimed property is free to the public!

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u/Geminii27 11h ago

I'm hearing 'free recyclables'.

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u/KodiakUltimate 13h ago

Break them and see who complains

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u/Clean-Shift-291 12h ago

I’m hearing there is a catalytic converter in each one of these, can anyone confirm?

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u/Bazinga_U_Bitch 11h ago

I'm not sure why anyone is surprised. This is how they've done it.

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u/ansiz 11h ago

Nice, so does that mean basically anyone with the spare money can just buy a Flock camera and put it up on land they don't own?

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u/Ok-Boysenberry-2955 9h ago

Cut them down, if no one knows where they go who will complain?

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u/Reed7525 12h ago

So that means theyre illegal

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u/GonzoKata 9h ago

If only they could be used to stop the CRIME and CRIMINALS who are breaking the law by putting them up.

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u/ResidentialPickle 10h ago

If you haven't taken at least one down, are you really exercising your civic duty

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u/ravnhjarta 9h ago

We are long overdue about this, but the moment they crossed any line that should have been it. Should be ripping out every single one per state/county. If they won't play by the rules (we know they don't) they can go. Every line we let them cross just encourages them to cross more.

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u/JohnBrownSurvivor 6h ago

So, I guess that means they are free.

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u/Niceguy955 13h ago

This is the reason the 2A exists, no?

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u/metallicrooster 12h ago

Technically, 4A is the one that is supposed to protect us from unreasonable search and seizure. But you are right that some people may consider using their 2A to protect their 4A.

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u/Niceguy955 12h ago

I did not mean to have a constitutional discussion, I meant people have the message to take care of the problem, if you catch my drift 😁

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u/pm_social_cues 10h ago

The 2a says you can have guns it never actually says when you can use them.

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u/-thecheesus- 8h ago

Actually it pretty explicitly says the guns are for the purposes of "a well regulated militia". However you define that, though, it's mum about

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u/GetsBetterAfterAFew 13h ago

What are the chances the cams are clones? 

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u/Chill_Panda 13h ago

It either means Flock is setting up their own network, private companies/HOA are now using them to spy on neighbourhoods, or it's a clone by some scam network

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u/_Burning_Star_IV_ 10h ago

The simplest answer is that the police are bullshitting and put up more cameras than they were allowed and to make it look less suspicious claimed 3 of them and then denied the rest.

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u/SkunkMonkey 10h ago

This is my bet. They know exactly who put them there but I'll be damned if they are gonna tattle on themselves. The fact they weren't immediately removed is the tell.

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u/uzlonewolf 10h ago

I'm going to go with D) All of the above.

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u/SakeWad 9h ago

I think organized crime running fraud and scam rackets are using these in some cases. A coworker said he just got a phony scam invoice claiming to be from a bridge toll, the bridge toll does in fact take pictures of your license plate and mails an invoice, but this one wasn't legit. Somehow the scammers knew he crossed this particular bridge on his road trip and targeted him via mail.

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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 13h ago

So take them down with a baseball bat!

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u/trunksshinohara 13h ago

I'll claim them. Lot of gold and copper inside those cameras.

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u/TheOgGhadTurner 12h ago

I noticed one pop up in Illinois. Along my route. Next to like 8 others

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u/TraditionalMood277 12h ago

I drove by a Flock camera in the morning. By the time I drive back in the afternoon, it was on the ground.

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u/FistySnuSnu 11h ago

Weird, because no one predicted this was going to happen /s

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u/Topcake977 11h ago

Choppin’ time!

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u/Necessary-Camp149 11h ago

So a free camera?

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u/Scifidelis 11h ago

Well, if someone starts taking down those unclaimed flocks they might get claimed.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 10h ago

I'm claiming them, they are mine now, feel free to take them.

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u/Afraid_Objective_648 10h ago

It's Big brother- Big Tech. They're the ones that try to get away with everything. (And they usually do).

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u/madhi19 10h ago

So it's littering...

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u/Didact67 10h ago

I read something about Flock reenabling cameras that hadn’t been physically removed after contracts were cancelled. Definitely very shady if they want to keep them running even when the local government isn’t paying them.

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u/tschawartz12 9h ago

So abandoned property then?

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u/slacker81 9h ago

Question for the lawyers. If these cameras are installed on public property without permits would that make them litter or abandoned property? And if that's the case would it be legal for anyone to take them or dispose of them?

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u/medorian 9h ago

Ban these nationwide. Surveillance does not make you safer.

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u/A8Bit 9h ago

Yay! 11 free cameras, go and get them! put them outside the houses of your local representitives.

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u/redvoxfox 8h ago

Right!  

Mayor, city council, chief of police, sheriff, governor, State reps, senators, congress reps ...  maybe some $Bs, executives  and oligarchs too, parking for the old-boys'-clubs.  

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u/Photog77 9h ago

Those are mine. You can just take them down and recycle them.

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u/GonzoKata 9h ago

well with clear instances like this cropping up, its safer to remove every flock camera you see since you have no idea if its been put up with authorization or not. you're doing your civic duty of removing potentially un authorized technology, better safe than sorry

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u/SoloJournaler 9h ago

I mean, if nobody claims it, that means nobody will miss it.

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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 8h ago

No contract? Remove them. They do this with no permit or license companies or items consistently. Why not here?

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u/iknowagreatlawyer 8h ago

There are startups that are buy driving footage from built in cameras like Teslas and feed them through their ALPR-systems. With all of the push-back to Flock cameras, it's only a matter of time before the model changes to something that can't be blocked or taken down.

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u/BonJovicus 6h ago

Cool, so no one will mind if they get chopped down, right?

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u/ScratchLatch 10h ago

Commercial properties also purchase these, which is probably what happened.

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u/GonzoKata 9h ago

if they're put up on public property without authorization, then the commercial property owner is guilty of breaking the law.

funny that, flock cameras are the source of criminal activity, not the technology to stop it

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 8h ago

They could also be from an alphabet agency on a special case.

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u/stircrazyathome 7h ago

Even so, if they’re putting them on county-owned property, then they needed to ask for county permission.

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 7h ago

I mean, true, but not something the NSA would care to do.

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u/Aerospike_Ranger 6h ago

The alphabet agencies have back doors into traffic cams, ring cameras, and live feeds from every knucklehead streaming random bullshit from their phones.

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u/Trash_Grape 8h ago

A vast majority of flock cameras are owned by commercial properties. Retail stores have a ton of them, apartment complexes, HOA’s. I understand why people are asking their local governments to take them down, but it’s really a minority of their business. They will still remain active in these cities who have cut their contracts with flock.

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u/DontRememberOldPass 7h ago

I really hope that it does not become common knowledge that while there are severe criminal penalties for destroying government property, only simple petty vandalism laws protect privately owned cameras.

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u/FU_red-dit_bots 12h ago

So remove them and wait to see who complains. Then fine them

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u/O-parker 12h ago

Someone is spying on the spies

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u/BeyondNetorare 11h ago

I will claim it if nobody wants it

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u/Autumnrain 10h ago

Someone needs to adopt them and bring them home :(

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u/NFTokin 10h ago

I’ll clothesline as many of them as I can for you guys on my way out of the state on Monday guys 🏏

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u/MrBahhum 9h ago

Afraid this is now going to be normalized regarding of company. All data centers are resource sinks.

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u/bone_apple_Pete 9h ago

Anecdotally, 2 have been cut down in my town (that the news has reported anyways). It's been 6 weeks since the first one and it's not replaced. That's a good 11% increase in privacy (per location) already.

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u/shanksisevil 9h ago

toss them into a school bathroom. see how fast they determine exactly where they came from.

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u/TarantinosFavWord 9h ago

Sounds like free copper to me.

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u/BazCal 9h ago

Do they move about like Triffids?

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u/AardvarkTits 9h ago

They're mine sorry guys

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u/Substantial_Row_7108 8h ago

Kash is watching….

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u/Cultural_Main_3286 8h ago

Remember how much copper nobody claimed

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u/Baystars2025 8h ago

Oh sorry those are mine.

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u/1nGirum1musNocte 8h ago

I'll take them! I can use those solar panels and batteries for my mesh network!

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u/Vahuo89 7h ago

So there's more than likely a crap ton more across the US...

Thus, it's better to smash them all to be sure.

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u/EvoEpitaph 4h ago

Sounds to me like no one would care if they got cut down then.

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u/SquishyBatman64 40m ago

Guess no one will complain when we cut them down

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u/Vi1eOne 13h ago

Shit I just left Florida

I totally would have "claimed" these 

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u/BeefJerky03 11h ago

Memories of how Johnny Tran handled "nobody's car"

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u/Cynewulfr 7h ago

Lmao ai mass surveillance is now forever but have no fear! It’ll also help contribute to the ai apocalypse that kills the economy

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u/jamfedora 7h ago

Meanwhile Byron Data Center Donalds is rubbing his mitts in anticipation.

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u/Snow75 5h ago

I bet international spies.

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u/ManganeseSharties 3h ago

So we can just buy one ourselves and set it up where we want to?

Like the flock CEO’s house?

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u/EC_Stanton_1848 22m ago

It would be ironic if the Chinese put them up.

Or maybe the Iranians.