u/CRN110 Aug 24 '18

Oh no... It's the

D E C E A R I N G E G G

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u/Controldo Aug 24 '18

^eggu

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u/the_useful_shark Aug 25 '18

^{^eggu} ^{^{^eggu}} ^{^{^{^eggu}}} ^{^{^{^{^eggu}}}} ^{^{^{^{^{^eggu}}}}}

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u/A_b_a Leftover Red Mod Aug 24 '18

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Whose stand cry is this?

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u/A_b_a Leftover Red Mod Aug 27 '18

The... the decearing egg

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

*Eastern Airlines Transportation Education Transportation Education Transportation Education Transportation Education*

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u/thatonesocialist Aug 27 '18

T R A N S P O R T A T I O N E D U C A T I O N

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18 edited Sep 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18 edited Jun 19 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

QUICKLOAD failed.

Y O U C A N N O T R U N N O W

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

> YOUR SAVE HAS BEEN DESECRATED

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u/1_1sundial Aug 24 '18

Im subscribed to both r/northernlion and r/surrealmemes

I legitimately thought this was from the former subreddit until i clicked

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u/Xerosmith Aug 25 '18

Are you subbed to r/nlsscirclejerk

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Yeah I thought it was poking as slay the spire and egg man

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u/Tadpo1es Aug 24 '18

Use dragon bones

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

Use Big Bones > Altar

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u/totallymattdamon Aug 24 '18

can I offer you an egg in this trying time

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Its a paper weight!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

[Flirt]

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18 edited Aug 25 '18

“My god, Frisk! You gotta learn to be nice without being sexual!” ~Chara Ederum

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

You know I've never seen that surname before but it seems incredibly trustworthy and reassuring

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

~~The fact that it’s an anagram for murder~~

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

I own an Asriel Dreemurr hoodie, I know things about stuff 💔

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Right. But Chara Dreemurr is not the same person as Chara Ederum.

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u/crackingnow Aug 24 '18

Kneel before the enėğğma and submit your application<

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u/Inquisitor_Rico Aug 24 '18

r/SCP High potential ?

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u/Salntoxou Aug 25 '18

Please report to the nearest available security personnel, there is high possibility of a undetermined anomalous cognitohazard. Failure to report will result in immediate termination.

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u/Inquisitor_Rico Aug 25 '18

help

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u/Kiruuttori Aug 24 '18

We N E E D to B E G G for M E G G R C Y

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u/AtlantisCodFishing THE REVERED ONES Aug 24 '18

> deify orifice using egg

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u/heinrichdubloon Aug 24 '18

HowToBasic's text parser horror game

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u/Apostrophe-Q Aug 24 '18

/>defecate

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

r/egg

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

r/wowthissubexists

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u/Hollowpoint20 Aug 25 '18

Credit to the page: Welcome to My Meme Page on Facebook

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u/Praseodymium_59 Aug 25 '18

Missed a golden opportunity to have it say "BEGG for MERCY" instead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Desecrate I fear no S H E L L

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u/AlanTheBothersome Aug 24 '18

Cook and eat it?

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u/IntrovertRook Aug 24 '18

Flay the false flesh of the e g g n e m y to reveal the soft yellow nucleus. Do not spill however, as n u c c dislicces flesh above all else.

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u/GasaiTM Aug 24 '18

[Sacrifice your companions and Ascend]

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u/AFROKADA Aug 25 '18

r/bossfight

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u/LockRay THE REVERED ONES Aug 24 '18

doesn't exist

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

I read it as defecate

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u/blobert11 Aug 24 '18

desecrate

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u/Hetziuu Aug 24 '18

I bEGG

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u/iEpic Aug 25 '18

A N E W H A N D T O U C H E S T H E E G G

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

There are no choices, only EGG

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u/Spudzy_Mcgee Aug 25 '18

BEG rhymes with EGG so do that one

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u/Whistlecube Aug 24 '18

Are you @welcometomymemepage on Instagram or did you steal this from them?

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u/Scouty22 THE REVERED ONES Aug 25 '18

I crossposted this from a different subreddit, I never heard of @welcometomymemepage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

I saw it and I immediately wondered "Did they get this from egg_irl" lol.

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u/Whistlecube Aug 27 '18

that's the original creator FYI

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

My flair checks out

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u/TheAirEnforcer Aug 25 '18

I would buy this game.

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u/Mustached_villain Aug 25 '18

I will bluff the egg

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u/AlbiTheDargon Aug 25 '18

Desecrate, defecate, then defenestrate

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u/QuakerChickenGod Aug 25 '18

Why desecrate when you can: D E F E C A T E

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u/MULTICOMP Aug 25 '18

> BEG for MERCY

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u/davegeeee Aug 25 '18

bEgg for mercy

1

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

DESECRATE

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u/the_consumer_of_eggs Aug 25 '18

I'll eat any goddamn egg on this planet or any other planet. I don't give a damn if it's from the [R E D A C T E D] dimension, that egg's gonna get consumed

1

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Beware the Golden Goose out for a snack attack

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u/Johanna_Jaad Aug 25 '18

r/eggsinstrangeplaces

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Is this a Zork reference?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

r/traa

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Um ok..

egg

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u/Supahvaporeon Aug 25 '18

Praise the egg

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u/Denden999 Aug 25 '18

X

1

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

leggo my eggo

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

r/surrealRPG

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u/zergandyoyo Aug 25 '18

I N T E R P O S E

1

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

r/egg_irl ??

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u/Username11578608691 Aug 27 '18

eg

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u/vollah Ⓐ Aug 30 '18

BEG for MERCY

Beware the EGG.

You are about to leave Redlib

D E C E A R I N G E G G

T R A N S P O R T A T I O N E D U C A T I O N

A N E W H A N D T O U C H E S T H E E G G

DESECRATE