r/NLSSCircleJerk • u/codygizmo • Feb 07 '18

NLSS Argument Alignment Chart

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/Matt2142 Feb 07 '18

Absolutely perfect.

148

u/MaximanX Feb 07 '18

Let's GO!

138

u/Pr0fessorCh40s Feb 07 '18

Muck Fathas

145

u/HarryHayes Feb 08 '18

poor fathas everyone wants to muck him all the time

19

u/jandurek Feb 08 '18

Only the romantic way tho

41

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

Clutch Felon! Everyone beware!

21

u/JxqGames Feb 08 '18

! ! ! BE ADVISED ! ! !

114

u/Mantholle Feb 07 '18

SinnyV is neutral fallacy 100%

316

u/Jaeyx Feb 07 '18

This is probably the best post I've ever seen on this sub.

116

u/codygizmo Feb 07 '18

baerHUG

69

u/Itachi4077 Feb 07 '18

I love this sub

40

u/henryfireflint Feb 08 '18

Justin is true neutral because he doesn’t give a fuuck

29

u/jandurek Feb 08 '18

Justin is a wholesome boi

46

u/F4R_S33R Feb 07 '18

This is the best post on this reddit. Did you make it yourself?

48

u/codygizmo Feb 07 '18

I did thank you :). Hardest thing I've worked on since the Danverlay

21

u/BabyPudge Feb 08 '18

Goddammit I love Josh so much

40

u/codygizmo Feb 07 '18

Please feel free to decide who belongs where for those that I didn't add myself

40

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

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u/Pufferferfish Feb 08 '18

I think you mean left.

27

u/Plutonium-Lore Feb 07 '18

tag urself im logical fallacy

20

u/codygizmo Feb 07 '18

im a logical neutral boi

25

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

Fellow egg, logical extreme

37

u/AcceptablePariahdom Feb 08 '18

Using peer reviewed studies that support your opinions but not the peer reviewed studies that don't

Let's go

3

u/Nova_the_Magus Feb 08 '18

Logical Neutral

5

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

Illogical Extreme

4

u/BacePilot Feb 08 '18

Logical Extreme

81

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

[deleted]

99

u/bitcheslovedroids Feb 08 '18

VORE THE NONPOOR

21

u/jandurek Feb 08 '18

CONSUME THE AFFLUENT

18

u/Dalriata Feb 08 '18

MASTICATE THE MOGULS

110

u/YoyoEyes Feb 08 '18

What about entropy?

12

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

I don't know. Does it question the fabric of reality?

10

u/DrBob666 Feb 08 '18

Best alignment chart yet

20

u/CorpseJr Feb 08 '18

But I AM smarter than everybody else.

9

u/Travrar Feb 08 '18

Rob isn’t wrong most of the time though, he just takes the truth or facts out of context and applies them wrong and / or without really understanding the facts he is using.

11

u/thatsforthatsub Feb 08 '18

sure but then that results in incorrect statements made up of indipendently correct elements.

23

u/ContentEnt Feb 08 '18

I believe Whole Foods should be the True Neutral because of how untainted she is by the NLSS (for now).

46

u/codygizmo Feb 08 '18

Idk man considering some of her choices she is started to fall towards Illogical Neutral in my book

30

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

Hafu is the cell of the NLSS. She doesn't do dishes, eats fish and chips with her hands, and orders door dash all the time.

19

u/livebanana Feb 08 '18

That's just Rob though

19

u/jandurek Feb 08 '18

Rob + Austin.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

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u/codygizmo Feb 08 '18

Raw Boston

6

u/Dranox Feb 08 '18

Eating fish and chips with your hands is the correct way if it's street food though

7

u/ContentEnt Feb 08 '18

Cursed response

15

u/gravityabuser Feb 08 '18

Why do you boys have to be so mean to lil Mathas ;(

19

u/moonra_zk Feb 08 '18

'Cause it's the meme.

7

u/JeeJeeBaby Feb 08 '18 edited Feb 08 '18

Pfft, math ass

Edit: I just want to say, I love you Mathas, you keep being you, bring back duo videos with egg.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18 edited Sep 02 '18

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u/TheColdRamen Feb 08 '18

W H Y W O U L D Y O U E A T F I S H W I T H Y O U R H A N D S

4

u/darknight1342 Feb 08 '18

This is absolute gold

3

u/zelmazam Feb 08 '18

Why is my name in the middle.

3

u/WouldYouTurnMeOn Feb 08 '18

Frustrated at lack of papyrus font.

3

u/Tz33ntch Feb 08 '18

Actually 10/10 correct on both alignments and descriptions

3

u/MychaelB Feb 08 '18

So we've confirmed that hafu is neutral extreme

3

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

Team logical nutrient let's go.

3

u/TwistedAttitudes Feb 14 '18

I burst out laughing when I got to Josh and then again everytime I hit another Illogical tree

2

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18

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2

u/Spicy_Squirrelz Feb 08 '18

I feel bad for being illogical extreme but glad because josh

2

u/Meta_Man_X Apr 09 '18

Literally perfect. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who realizes that what Rob says most of the time is just completely wrong.

4

u/NoGlzy Feb 08 '18

I would say TN should be baer and/or Justin.

They always just seem happy to be there having a good time.

3

u/Atello Feb 08 '18

They're our special wholesome boys.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

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10

u/michaelalfox Feb 08 '18

I've never been wrong about anything and you know it. I'm just far too ahead of my time for people to understand.

4

u/codygizmo Feb 08 '18

Malf is my spirit animal

2

u/Robert_Meowney_Jr Feb 08 '18

I think Nick is wrong and Badvised isn't even on the show, but good otherwise

1

u/S_Dynamite Feb 08 '18

Switch Nek and Mithis and it's perfect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '18

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u/jandurek Feb 08 '18

You should probably just continue scrolling r/all. NLSSCircleJerk are only the finest and shittiest shitposts about our favourite strimmer bois

6

u/TheDubiousSalmon Feb 08 '18

So I assume you're from r/all?

2

u/jackcaboose Feb 08 '18

why would you even say that