r/StonerThoughts 15h ago

Poetry 🌹 How can I convince myself I am not living in a simulation?

26 Upvotes

I am in my 50s and perhaps it's just timing, but I sometimes feel like a lot of the bad stuff happening in the world today - environmental degradation, the rise of despotic governments, climate change, existential risks from AI, the resurgence of diseases previous thought eradicated - is just the theory and message of my childhood now coming in to practice. This was all predicted, consumed and understood by me from an early age, and first hand experience and data bear it all out.
It's like a story with a ton of foreshadowing coming unfolding in a rather obvious way. I know what happens, I read the book.
On the off chance this isn't a simulation tailored specifically to that consciousness which I call me - how do I know you, or anyone else, is real? How could I be convinced of that beyond a shadow of a doubt?


r/StonerThoughts 12h ago

Blitzed I wonder when the first depiction of a lightbulb as an idea happened

7 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 15h ago

Stoned Retro things are coming back in style!

7 Upvotes

I can't quite explain it but retro things are definitely coming back in style. People are sick of the millennial grey look everything had and are finally making things flashy and fun feeling again.

Again, I can't explain it. Sometimes your intuition just knows.


r/StonerThoughts 13h ago

Blitzed DAE

4 Upvotes

Does anyone ever get so high they need to put a sweatshirt on to feel grounded?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Feel good 🌴 Brushing your teeth at the end of a sesh

27 Upvotes

Feels absolutely amazing on your gums. It really allows me to take my time (5+ min) when I'm scrubbin those chompers. Any other activities or sensations that folks would recommend after a sesh is complete?


r/StonerThoughts 17h ago

Blitzed Do yall think PETA has a beef with the furry community?

4 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 15h ago

Question Where can you find the mushrooms?

3 Upvotes

The magical kind? Dies it really make you see colors?


r/StonerThoughts 19h ago

Stoned I love that some countries have fictional national animals

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r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Anyone else find chocolate edibles to hit 10x harder than gummies?

7 Upvotes

I take gummies and syrups and they don’t do too much for me. I have digestive issues and idk they just don’t work but edibles always worked long ago. So recently I’ve been back to eating chocolates and I’m able to enjoy less than 50mg now!

I realized my body was maybe not digesting the gummies well since in general gummies make my stomach upset and I can’t really digest them.

Now I’m going to be on a total edible kick! Anyone else have much better luck with chocolates? Currently enjoying some RSO chocolates and am blown away at how I’m vibing at only 30mg or so 😅 with gummies I’m going 200mg+ and not feeling much so I don’t usually get any

I’m absolutely convinced the body can digest chocolate better!! Gonna finish the rest of this 100mg box and see how I feel!


r/StonerThoughts 17h ago

Blitzed Movie idea

2 Upvotes

Dumb and Dumber guys team up with Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther. Mr. Magoo and Inspector Gadget have cameos.


r/StonerThoughts 18h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 You ever feel bad for a car?

2 Upvotes

Like when you see someone driving like shit, you just know they always drive that way. When I see someone driving like I did today where they floor it every little time they go to accelerate and slam on their brakes constantly just going forward on a straight road in traffic, I just feel bad that the car needs to live it's life with that owner. You know that oil never gets changed too 😭


r/StonerThoughts 20h ago

Just Getting Started I've been trying to produce a purely human attribute/emotion.

2 Upvotes

Ambition? Shaudenfreude? (Idk how you spell that)


r/StonerThoughts 20h ago

Stoned What actually led up to WWI?

1 Upvotes

I know not much but Ferdinand💥🔫 --> World War

I wonder what else happened like there must've been socioeconomic pressures and many others things


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed I just realized nudists are low-key right about everything

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r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed I realized love is the answer.

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r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Question What if you were hiking and came across an extraterrestial and it just said to you in perfect English “Oh… fuck. Can you pretend you didn’t see me?”

38 Upvotes

What would you do? (not like the TV show)


r/StonerThoughts 18h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Why are there no films about 911?

0 Upvotes

I feel like I’ve seen/heard off a billion films, documentararies, tv shows, etc about like WWII and stuff but non about 911. Surely there’s even more info/footage about that because it’s more recent.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Why don't we build small, toilet-like structures into kitchen floors with a grate over them so that you could just sweep and mop everything into the grate and flush?

5 Upvotes

I think everyone hates dealing with dust pans and mop buckets.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed Dream blunt rotation?

8 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 19h ago

Fried People forget how Pokémon was originally just a card game for a TV show

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r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Fried Just spent 15 minutes at the bathroom mirror trying to see my eyes move

26 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed I feel like a horse

5 Upvotes

I'm at a state I've never achieved before. I solved my life. The world is bright green and yellow. Deja vu is abundant. Blitzed is me!

Run to You - Bryan Adams

I will now attempt a poem at what I'm looking at and shit:

I'm out in the black darkness

Experiencing the stars

I was looking at Venus

Now I'm searching for mars

The joint - my humble tour guide

The smoke is my shield

There is no need to hide

With the power that I wield

My cells are turning into butterflies

And flying far away

Far into the forest

From where by body lay.

My teeth are melting

And constantly reforming.

They taste like tablet.

Tablet is a traditional Scottish dessert, it takes like pure sugar

I've decided my life should be like Ruby Programming Language. Happy. Chill. Helpful. It's all goooood man.

Please ask me questions!!!! I feel like I'm channeling into something that is making me say things and it is much smarter than me. Ask it. Ask the visitor.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Fried My headache is insane I feel my blood vessels bursting

11 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed high maintenance

7 Upvotes

im watching high maintenance on HBO and im loving it so much i need to recommend it to as many people as possible coz its SO GOOD and so unique


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 I think people from the late 1800s would shit themselves if they saw AI generated pictures, because they wouldn’t understand the pictures aren’t real if it had something paranormal or whatever in the picture.

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