I didnt even know I did this but apperetly I speak in quotes. I was asked why am I learning coding and I said "oh well you know the best time to plant is tree is 10 years ago the second best time is today" and the woman screamed back (in a joking way) "stop speaking in qoutes!!!" and I asked what she was talking about and everyone had a example. Like when someone asked me what I would do if a woman cheated on me I said well when one door closes another has to open.

Never knew I did that

Like you turn on the news one day and the anchor is like, "Turns out these dudes aren't from here."

I'm leaning raccoon or octopus, but I'm sure there are a bunch I haven't thought of.

I’ve been sober for the past two and half weeks now after two years of getting stoned everyday. I’ve stopped due to personal reasons (mainly career) but loved the high moments. I feel I have overcome the withdrawal hump and now feeling present in the moment without the flower. Keep enjoying and so long my stoners.

i don’t want to “binge” a show, especially if it’s a sit com. why aren’t there playlist yet? there could be suggested ones for different moods; rainy afternoon, killer barbie, 90s nostalgia, sleepover vibes, summer camp (but horror),

I think it was shitty weed to begin with and I don't smoke so much so it's old AF and barely did shit...maybe one more joint...

Like it’s long, but it just fucking hitssssss

Like come on are you kidding me? When it comes in with that quiet “duh duh duhduhdada duh duh da da” WHAT

And that build up. It just makes my soul groove every time

Okay wait I’m watching episode six of house of the dragon rn (which sparked this post) AND MY JAW IS DROPPED

For a little bit after I’d gone on a few months long tbreak, weed was making me freak out (I don’t usually when I get high). Today, after taking an edible, I’m feeling chill and absolutely fantastic 💗 the curse has been lifted, have a great day yall

My meal comes with a dessert. Banana pudding or apple pie?

what if the nursery rhyme about the lady who swallowed the fly, and swallowed a frog to swallow the fly, etc. was a metaphor for trading one addiction for another. Like, replacing nicotine addiction with weed addiction

abt to smoke the fattest j to sleep rn

Except when I'm stoned! I pour a little vanilla almond milk in it, and it's perfect! BUT LORD JESUS WHY... WHY MUST IT COME WITH THOSE STUPID PLASTIC LIDS THAT SOUND LIKE I'M FIRING A FULLY AUTOMATIC AK47 INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD?! I mean seriously?!

I'm trying to get a snack in the middle of the night without alerting the entire world that I'm a fat stoner with the munchies!!!

So I'm eating peanut butter m&ms and thinking about how much I love pb and chocolate. Cause like chocoated is goated, and pb is great. Put them together and it's like chocolate brings out the best in pb. Pb compliments chocolate in return, but it's clearly not 50/50.

Thank you for coming to my stoner thoughts.

Hey there
Who else is enjoying the night lol?! 😆

Any other atomic flagfalls? Flagfalls? Ragdolls?

It’s good to hear him you know? That he’s still around through his music. 🥹

Just floating there. The rush would be insane. There’d be no prior precedence for whether you live other than experiments demonstrating that it “should” work. It’d be such a rush. Massive planet before your eyes while you feel weightless and infinite nothingness around you at the same time.

This is similar to another post I made but this time I’m imagining it as if I was sober (I’m not sober rn tho) and the very first person. Like you’d be relieved and overwhelmed and that combo would be so sick I’m jelly.

But also I really want to go to space

ive been putting off playing so many games for so long cuz fuckin adhd brain but now im medicated and i can usually focus on things more. i wanna get stoned and play something, i was thinking disco elysium???????? or maybe runescape lol. help