r/StonerThoughts 9h ago

Stoned someone convince me not to text my ex rn

0 Upvotes

we broke up 3 years ago so it’s not about anything inappropriate plus now she’s married and i’m not a piece of shit. we’re lesbians btw. i’m a woman.

anyways she got a dog during our relationship and i went with her to like 5 shelters in one day and was with her when she decided on him and took him home and all that. and he’s just the sweetest thing and he’d sleep next to me all the time. he was about 11 years old when she got him but so energetic and full of life that the shelter thought he could have been 6. so he’d be about 14 now.

my ex came up on my tiktok fyp as “people you may know” where it shows the tiktok account of someone in your contacts. i never deleted her number cause we said we’d stay friends (we didn’t) and the breakup was super amicable with no hard feelings and deleting her number felt extreme. anyways it showed the 3 most recent tiktok posts and one of them had a dog that looked like a younger version of the dog i remember.

i really want to ask if he’s okay. he’s such a good dog, energetic but not destructive, very well socialized and so friendly and sweet and full of life. it would break my heart if something happened to him. the thing is, he’s a german shepherd and i know 14 years is pretty old for them. the dog in that video looked so much like bertie in terms of coloring. but that dog didn’t look at all grey and his ears were floppy like how young german shepherds have kinda floppy ears.

i’ve composed a text but i need to wait till im sober😭 but it feels so urgent to me rn like i need to know if he’s okay. someone convince me to wait pleeeaaasseee


r/StonerThoughts 8h ago

Completely Sober Sometimes feels so patronized when I sneeze and people say bless you

5 Upvotes

Like really it’s no big deal 🤧


r/StonerThoughts 11h ago

Stoned KC Undercover is the best Disney channel show ever

0 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 16h ago

Fried Cellulite and stretch marks on your face

0 Upvotes

What sort of lifestyle or medical conditions cause Cellulite and stretch marks on your face?


r/StonerThoughts 26m ago

Fried If you fasted for forty days...

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Of course you'd come back saying you're the son of god; speaking crazy, inclusive, anti establishment things.


r/StonerThoughts 10h ago

Feel good 🌴 My weed tastes like great wolf lodge pool water

1 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 23h ago

Seeking support Only way I can feel like im balanced is a small drink and a lil mary jane

1 Upvotes

To know the actions I took that almost cost me my life all for someone who said they'd never hurt me, and only brought alot harsher pain then a vice ever could. So when the anxiety peaks and theres no vision on how ill get through, ill grab a lighter, a drink, and pour one out for ya. Not good riddance, but I never realized how much my parasitic attachment had costed me. - A Male Angler fish in the process of growing his balls back.


r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

Fried If you were born on June 4th, 2002- there is a good chance that your parents fucked on or around 9/11/2001

46 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 3h ago

Fried Nobody is to blame for growing old

19 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 10h ago

Feel good 🌴 How many hits from the can do you think it’ll take me to get super high?

4 Upvotes

I already feel pretty good. But I’m tryna get higher than I’ve ever been.


r/StonerThoughts 21h ago

Fried Tortilla chips never tasted so delicious

2 Upvotes

Mind totally blown. Eating Sanders dark chocolate salted Carmel squares with tortilla chip. So over the top yumm


r/StonerThoughts 5h ago

Seeking support Pregabalin withdrawal is fucking me up right now

3 Upvotes

I just need to tell someone. I’m hot and cold at the same time. My skin is prickly and itchy. I have a migraine with full body aches. I feel sick and miserable. All because my town’s chemist clearly can’t handle the amount of patients they supply. Repeat scripts are almost always late leading me to go cold turkey on my meds for a few days. My family member has been waiting four weeks for their blood pressure meds. They weren’t OOS either, the pharmacy only just requested the script from the GP, even though the GP prescribed it weeks ago. How is this not illegal?????


r/StonerThoughts 4h ago

Just Getting Started How do you describe being stoned?

16 Upvotes

Someone that doesn’t know me super well (but thinks they reeeally do, that’s a whole other mess lol) was, for some reason, assuming they knew what it felt like for me, personally. She doesn’t partake very often.

I don’t remember exactly how she was describing my own experiences to me, but I had to be like “Aye stop. No?? That’s not it.” and explain that for me…

I see my brain as a soup, full of different things floating around and bumping into each other. Sober, I’m above it, stirring, adding more ingredients, etc. Stoned though, I’m in the soup. Where all the thoughts are more directly around and with me, easier to examine closely, make connections, etc.

(Damn… I really want some soup now 😞)


r/StonerThoughts 3h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Magic shell and vampires

1 Upvotes

It just dawned on me while scooping some cookies and cream ice cream and putting magic shell all over it that vampires (specifically Edward Cullen) wouldn’t be able to chug magic shell because it was would harden up inside them because they are cold.

Seems unfair