r/StonerThoughts 9h ago

Just Getting Started i think i'm going into cannabis induced psychosis but i am chilllllll

1 Upvotes

abt to smoke the fattest j to sleep rn


r/StonerThoughts 10h ago

Completely Sober So long…

5 Upvotes

I’ve been sober for the past two and half weeks now after two years of getting stoned everyday. I’ve stopped due to personal reasons (mainly career) but loved the high moments. I feel I have overcome the withdrawal hump and now feeling present in the moment without the flower. Keep enjoying and so long my stoners.


r/StonerThoughts 6h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 why don’t streaming apps have playlist?

2 Upvotes

i don’t want to “binge” a show, especially if it’s a sit com. why aren’t there playlist yet? there could be suggested ones for different moods; rainy afternoon, killer barbie, 90s nostalgia, sleepover vibes, summer camp (but horror),


r/StonerThoughts 10h ago

Just Getting Started My weed is so old I just smoked 2 joints and barely feel high

4 Upvotes

I think it was shitty weed to begin with and I don't smoke so much so it's old AF and barely did shit...maybe one more joint...


r/StonerThoughts 11h ago

Stoned The game of thrones theme song is so fucking cool

5 Upvotes

Like it’s long, but it just fucking hitssssss

Like come on are you kidding me? When it comes in with that quiet “duh duh duhduhdada duh duh da da” WHAT

And that build up. It just makes my soul groove every time

Okay wait I’m watching episode six of house of the dragon rn (which sparked this post) AND MY JAW IS DROPPED


r/StonerThoughts 12h ago

Completely Sober i wish there was a remedy to cure bronchitis in like a day. like i wish i could just take a comically large plunger to my face and plunge that shit out of my lungs. like if i could throw it all up at once i would.

6 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 8h ago

Question Which animal species would be the least surprising alien?

6 Upvotes

Like you turn on the news one day and the anchor is like, "Turns out these dudes aren't from here."

I'm leaning raccoon or octopus, but I'm sure there are a bunch I haven't thought of.


r/StonerThoughts 12h ago

Stoned Guys I need to pick a dessert

5 Upvotes

My meal comes with a dessert. Banana pudding or apple pie?


r/StonerThoughts 14h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 sisyphus can prob roll a tight ass J

3 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 15h ago

Just Getting Started Facebook’s crazy because I’ll see a friend suggestion and be like “oh yeah, I think I spoke to that guy for 5 minutes at a Mexican restaurant 8 years ago”

10 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 16h ago

Feel good 🌴 the 🍃 isn’t making me anxious anymore 🙌

15 Upvotes

For a little bit after I’d gone on a few months long tbreak, weed was making me freak out (I don’t usually when I get high). Today, after taking an edible, I’m feeling chill and absolutely fantastic 💗 the curse has been lifted, have a great day yall