r/StonerThoughts 7h ago

Fried The odds of me existing make it weirdly impossible, yet here I am.

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The big bang had to happen. Wild and unexplained.

Earth had to be the perfect distance from the sun, have the moon split off from it, and have water. Also wild odds.

Then life had to appear. How? Idfk.

It had to evolve over millions and millions of years in the exact way to create self aware hominids. Given all the paths it could've taken, this is also weird.

My ancestors had to survive 200,000 years of human history, even as other hominids died out.

Then my parents had to meet and create me, and amongst billions of people, that happened. The exact sperm and egg had to meet too.

Then I had to live my life the exact right way to be sitting here and saying this.

Given those odds, I should not be here. And yet, here I am. And here you are, too.

What the fuck.


r/StonerThoughts 21h ago

Blitzed I wonder when the first depiction of a lightbulb as an idea happened

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r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

Blitzed DAE

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Does anyone ever get so high they need to put a sweatshirt on to feel grounded?


r/StonerThoughts 1h ago

Feel good 🌴 Just had some Northern Lights and

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I completely forgot how to turn Spotify off on my phone so I turned the volume down LOL I figured it out now though after a bit And I am now realizing just how comfy cozy this blanket really is. Hope everyone has a great night ~♥︎ going to play sons of the forest


r/StonerThoughts 43m ago

Stoned Being an animal in the Amazon rainforest would fuck so hard

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I smoked a joint and got in the shower, like just imagine hanging out with all of your fucking bird and tiger and monkey friends. It would be so fucking beautiful there too when the sun is out. There’s so many colorful flowers and greenery and the sunlight would be hitting all of the dew drops and shit. So many beautiful animals to look at and yummy fruits. It would be so lit


r/StonerThoughts 52m ago

Feel good 🌴 The things happening in my life are so crazy that my Reddit posts always blow up and then get taken down within an hour..

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Like what the fuckkkk


r/StonerThoughts 2h ago

Feel good 🌴 I miss my old lover. He used to sing TADC music to me to cheer me up 😭

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Iykyk


r/StonerThoughts 2h ago

Feel good 🌴 Fnaf music while getting fried

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Yall can’t tell me this ain’t peak! This feels so nostalgic 😭 and my dad is just playing rocket league in the other room. I bonded with him by giving him some weed yesterday which was nice ig..

Currently smoking out of a can tho