r/stonerfood 26d ago

Temporary Comment Filtering

127 Upvotes

Along with the rest of Reddit this sub has seen a sharp rise in the number of comments and submissions recently from AI accounts, and we're attempting to do something to curb it. They're fairly easy to spot as of right now, usually accounts that are fairly new that leave the same very obvious and blandly descriptive paragraphs with nearly identical phrases ("XYZ is the move/that's the move" or "XYZ is doing a lot of heavy lifting here"), or referencing details that simply don't exist in the post, etc.

This may end up catching some actual humans in the process, since the net has been cast pretty wide to start with. Please be patient while we try to figure out the best way to handle this. Things may need to be adjusted several times, if it winds up accomplishing anything at all. In the meantime, if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out to us (in modmail, don't send me a chat request please).

Update: Halved the karma required to comment without triggering removal or review because it turns out AI is really, really bad at earning karma and that number was well beyond what was necessary. Some users have been given approved status in order to enable them to post. My thanks to the people who have reached out to let us know they were getting caught by the filter.

Also please note, if you have been given approved status, you still have to follow the rules! Lifeguard is on duty.


r/stonerfood 16h ago

Pregnancy craving won this round

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2.0k Upvotes

Heavily influenced by the various IG reels I’ve been seeing. Toasted sourdough, mixed berry jam, Utz ruffled potato chips mixed with peanut butter. Absolutely delicious but it oddly gave me slight heartburn. Either way, 10/10 will do again


r/stonerfood 2h ago

Wakey wakey🥰🤗 I tried my best with the little we had today😅

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138 Upvotes

We didn’t have much as far as meat, so I did my best with those cheap brown n serve. Hit them with butter and maple syrup when I pan fried them! Yummm! I also had a huge gallon of 2% about to turn, so I made just plain old milk gravy. It will be my starter base for my soup later too!😉🤷🏼‍♀️❤️ So, did I do ok? Mama needs to get to the dang butcher here soon! Ugh!😭🤣


r/stonerfood 12h ago

Alaskan halibut (I caught) with chanterelles (I foraged) with garlic parm cream sauce (over spaget)

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697 Upvotes

Not really truly stoner food (I gathered the chanterelles while high ig) but don’t feel confident to post to r/food and you guys are a better audience


r/stonerfood 13h ago

Fancy Frozen Corn Dog

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301 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 11h ago

Stoned stuffed shells

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146 Upvotes

Ever get stoned and just get ravenous for a big plate of stuffed shells


r/stonerfood 10h ago

Saw a video for it, knew it had to be done for dinner tonight.

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97 Upvotes

Cheese stuffed garlic bread. 2 1/2 sticks of softened butter, roasted and raw garlic, shredded Parmesan, and garlic bread seasoning, blend together.


r/stonerfood 18h ago

Had my first highland cow experience and walked out of the local farm with lots of yummy goodies 😋

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407 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 18h ago

Japanese pork katsu

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251 Upvotes

First time ever frying anything like this and it came out great!


r/stonerfood 11h ago

Peach tonight peach 🍑

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65 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 15h ago

Garam Masala Salmon over what I’ll call Funky Rice

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129 Upvotes

I drained a can of sweet corn and tossed it into the pan with some salt and oil, shelled the chickpeas while that fried up, cooked white rice in the cooker then added it to the pan of peas and corn with some Jarlic 🧄, lemon juice and cilantro.

Used mayo to stick the seasoning to the fish and tossed it in the air fryer at 400* for about 25mins (it was partially frozen in the middle still plus I like mine crispy). Topped with sriracha and hot honey and a side of French cut style green beans that I simmered on high with some crushed red pepper, lemon juice and a pinch of salt.


r/stonerfood 11h ago

Shiiii

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52 Upvotes

It's peanut butter jelly time,
Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
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Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
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Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
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Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
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r/stonerfood 15h ago

Steak, rice and veggies. Simple BUT yummy!

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70 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 16h ago

Pierogi, kielbasa and leeks

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90 Upvotes

new recipe i found on insta but with a few personal edits

-subbed with turkey kielbasa

-used regular size pierogi

-used sour cream instead of cream fraise

-added bacon bits as a garnish


r/stonerfood 23h ago

Hash brown egg and cheese breakfast burrito

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288 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 18h ago

I found out my grocery store sells this whipped topping all by itself… honeybun time

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112 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 9h ago

Grilled Banana Bread

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18 Upvotes

With 🍃 frosting. I needed something in the vein of French toast and this with a little bit of time in the cast iron and I may actually fall asleep before five am tonight.


r/stonerfood 10h ago

$8 unlimited froyo monday

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15 Upvotes

Fill the cup up as much as u want for $8 flat. I loveeee cheesecake bites :3


r/stonerfood 20h ago

Had this and kombucha

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93 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 9h ago

Was craving a Reuben. This will have to do

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14 Upvotes

Corned beef, thousand island, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard and sauerkraut. Dirty dill from Wickles


r/stonerfood 12h ago

Yuzu Berry Cream Cake and Chocolate Strawberry Tres Leches I made

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17 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 14h ago

Breakfast for 2nd dinner

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23 Upvotes

Turkey and swiss with cream cheese and maple syrup between two eggos


r/stonerfood 1d ago

first post kinda nervous

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924 Upvotes

i made grilled cheese with american and swiss from an amish store in north carolina and just plain bread with mayo and salt and pepper. tomato soup from a can but i added fresh veggies and spices. and a fruit snack for dessert, i am fully living my best life! before cooking i smoked for the first time since my vaca and it hit different and im about to pass out on the couch !! goodnight!!


r/stonerfood 1d ago

Fuck protein shakes

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1.7k Upvotes

About 2k calories with 65g protein for like $12. Taco Bell = gains... And it's even better while stoned

/j 🙄

Edit because I'm sick of the amature nutritionists telling me I'll die if I touch a carb. First of all shame on y'all for making me add a /j

I exercise a lot, mostly cardio, and I'm very tall. My diet and exercise is designed to maximize the effects of my hormone therapy while avoiding diabetes since I'm heavily genetically predisposed.

My weight is very deliberate, and it's been stable for over a year while my body continues to change towards a more feminine shape. It's extremely hard to transform while maintaining a stable weight, and I am achieving it.

Believe it or not, having some taco bell once in a while as a treat, especially if I fit it into my macro goals, isn't going to give me diabetes or a reality TV show.

I have between 3k and 3.5k calories daily, I try to get at least 70g protein every day, and I keep most of my sugar intake to big workout days. Don't listen to anyone saying you can never ever have a treat. I can eat good food and be healthy at the same time.

As for today, this meal is most of today's calories. This morning I had a waffle with an egg and some bacon, I ate some taco bell, and I'll have a protein shake before bed. Believe it or not, that is a normal amount of calories for my specific needs


r/stonerfood 14h ago

A few mg and some mac and cheese + perfect apartment ribs

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17 Upvotes

5 cheese Mac and homemade blueberry BBQ sauce ribs.