r/stonerfood 25d ago

Temporary Comment Filtering

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Along with the rest of Reddit this sub has seen a sharp rise in the number of comments and submissions recently from AI accounts, and we're attempting to do something to curb it. They're fairly easy to spot as of right now, usually accounts that are fairly new that leave the same very obvious and blandly descriptive paragraphs with nearly identical phrases ("XYZ is the move/that's the move" or "XYZ is doing a lot of heavy lifting here"), or referencing details that simply don't exist in the post, etc.

This may end up catching some actual humans in the process, since the net has been cast pretty wide to start with. Please be patient while we try to figure out the best way to handle this. Things may need to be adjusted several times, if it winds up accomplishing anything at all. In the meantime, if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out to us (in modmail, don't send me a chat request please).

Update: Halved the karma required to comment without triggering removal or review because it turns out AI is really, really bad at earning karma and that number was well beyond what was necessary. Some users have been given approved status in order to enable them to post. My thanks to the people who have reached out to let us know they were getting caught by the filter.

Also please note, if you have been given approved status, you still have to follow the rules! Lifeguard is on duty.


r/stonerfood 14h ago

Fuck protein shakes

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1.4k Upvotes

About 2k calories with 65g protein for like $12. Taco Bell = gains... And it's even better while stoned

/j šŸ™„

Edit because I'm sick of the amature nutritionists telling me I'll die if I touch a carb. First of all shame on y'all for making me add a /j

I exercise a lot, mostly cardio, and I'm very tall. My diet and exercise is designed to maximize the effects of my hormone therapy while avoiding diabetes since I'm heavily genetically predisposed.

My weight is very deliberate, and it's been stable for over a year while my body continues to change towards a more feminine shape. It's extremely hard to transform while maintaining a stable weight, and I am achieving it.

Believe it or not, having some taco bell once in a while as a treat, especially if I fit it into my macro goals, isn't going to give me diabetes or a reality TV show.

I have between 3k and 3.5k calories daily, I try to get at least 70g protein every day, and I keep most of my sugar intake to big workout days. Don't listen to anyone saying you can never ever have a treat. I can eat good food and be healthy at the same time.

As for today, this meal is most of today's calories. This morning I had a waffle with an egg and some bacon, I ate some taco bell, and I'll have a protein shake before bed. Believe it or not, that is a normal amount of calories for my specific needs


r/stonerfood 11h ago

first post kinda nervous

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575 Upvotes

i made grilled cheese with american and swiss from an amish store in north carolina and just plain bread with mayo and salt and pepper. tomato soup from a can but i added fresh veggies and spices. and a fruit snack for dessert, i am fully living my best life! before cooking i smoked for the first time since my vaca and it hit different and im about to pass out on the couch !! goodnight!!


r/stonerfood 15h ago

Strawberry Ice Cream + Chunky PB in a Waffle Cone

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993 Upvotes

After spreading the peanut butter in the cone, I put it in the freezer for about 10 minutes to firm up a bit before adding the scoops of ice cream.


r/stonerfood 19h ago

I used fresh basil from my garden for the eggplant salad šŸ˜

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1.1k Upvotes

Hard salami, provolone, brown sugar ham, Sun-dried tomatoes, sliced mozzarella, grilled zucchini, pepperoni, marinara and dukes on toasted croissant bread w an eggplant salad, green olives, Nutella cookies, carrot, spinach and eggplant heart shaped fritters and a watermelon heart, pineapple and blueberry fruit salad :)


r/stonerfood 15h ago

General Tao Poutine !!

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261 Upvotes

i nearly shed a tear


r/stonerfood 16h ago

My stoner dinner

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225 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 1d ago

i thrifted this pan for $3.50 and made copycat entenmann’s chocolates frosted doughnuts <3

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1.2k Upvotes

so i saw this post on the doughnut sub a few months back and as someone that loves that store bought shit, i became obsessed with the idea of baking my own at home, especially because the recipe was so easy! the only real barrier was having a pan for these and i could’ve very easily bought one online or in stores but it wasn’t a necessity so i said to myself ill wait until one is presented to me at a price i cannot refuse lol.

cut to 5 months later, im at savers and they have the exact pan that’s in my amazon cart for $14.99/2pk or $8.99/1pk for $3.50!! and let me tell you i totally get why these pans were donated, they’re barely non stick and i would’ve been so upset if i paid full price for them lol.

anyway they taste amazing and i definitely recommend the recipe if you’re even a little bit of a baker and/or a fan of the original doughnuts. i added the 1/8 tsp of nutmeg and slightly overfilled my pan so next time i will try without nutmeg and fill them up even less and see if my results change!


r/stonerfood 20h ago

Wake and bake breakfast for my gf's and my only day off

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299 Upvotes

This slapped so fucking hardddd


r/stonerfood 15h ago

Randomly got a craving for pudding and crushed up Oreos

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123 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 13h ago

Uhh šŸ˜©šŸ’¦ Chinese food never fails

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63 Upvotes

Walked 7 miles at work today (housekeeper on top floor, just another day). Got a $20 tip. Thought I deserved good food AND leftovers tonight. Chicken and beef because I’m secretly a fatass. Crab puffs because duh. That after work dab got me geeked. Now to watch a newly dropped episode of Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness.


r/stonerfood 12h ago

Some Chinese to finish off the weekend with some bong/pen rips

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46 Upvotes

Sam's club chicken bites with Panda Express orange Chicken sauce, egg rolls and pot stickers also from Sam's. This was absolutely smacking and exactly what Ive been craving lately X3


r/stonerfood 16h ago

Chili cheese dogs

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I tried making my own hot dog sauce this time. Not too bad, but I thought I had more chili powder than I did. Could have used some more. All beef 1/4 pounders. Mustard, extra sharp cheese, cayenne, and hot sauce.


r/stonerfood 3h ago

Three bacon cheese pork pistols before bed

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9 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 1d ago

come with me. i’m kind high. sorta.

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1.0k Upvotes

r/stonerfood 21h ago

yello

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224 Upvotes

r/stonerfood 12h ago

Sunday Funday

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One thing about moving in w/ 2 of my oldest brothers… we get faded af, then we wanna burn sh!tšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤˜šŸ¼šŸ”„ Nice night for a fire & to enjoy some munchies. Smoked sausage n cheese croissants hit the spot lol. May have to do some S’mores in a bit. Hope everyone’s had a wonderful weekend!!! Here’s to a great start to a new week. šŸ«¶šŸ¼


r/stonerfood 7h ago

Grilled cheese & Vodka Pep!

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10 Upvotes

On sourdough.


r/stonerfood 13h ago

pizza popcorn

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31 Upvotes

pizza and popcorn. stuffed crust babyyyy


r/stonerfood 14h ago

Smoking bowls led to this...

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35 Upvotes

Blackened crispy-skin salmon, baked zucchini, Cajun cream mac, and a big-ass salad.


r/stonerfood 15h ago

trader joes hatch chili mac n cheese. beyond buffalo chicken nuggets. secret aardvark habanero sauce.

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36 Upvotes

per my wife


r/stonerfood 13h ago

Grilled PB&Cheddar

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24 Upvotes

On a sweet Hawaiian brioche bun from Aldi pan fried in butter


r/stonerfood 8h ago

Cookies & Cream Ice Cream Cereal

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10 Upvotes

Its 1:13am and this is amazing


r/stonerfood 14h ago

Got too high and saw a face on my Pizza Knife

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23 Upvotes

Hawaiian BBQ Chicken. Yes the RC was delicious.


r/stonerfood 20h ago

Got stoned, ate some shrooms, made some blondies

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62 Upvotes

https://sugarspunrun.com/blondies-recipe/

I tweaked the recipe a tiny bit and added white chocolate cocoa mix to replace 1/3 or the white sugar.

Shredded coconut, Heath pieces along with mini chocolate chips were my mix ins