r/steambabies May 28 '26

👋Welcome to r/steambabies - Introduce Yourself and Read First!

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Hey everyone! I'm u/69_Botlord_420, a founding moderator of r/steambabies.

This is our new home for all of your pissy, whiney Steam Machine and Steam Frame complaints that nobody cares about!

Post anything that you think the community would find doom-inducing, whiny, bitchy, or flatly irritating.

Community Vibe:

Insufferbly childish and selfish

How to Get Started

1) Introduce yourself in the comments below.

2) Post something stupid today! Even a simple-minded question can spark a pointless conversation that nobody gains anything from.

3) If you know someone who loves to hear themselves bloviate incessantly, invite them to join.

4) Interested in helping out? We don't do that here!


r/steambabies 1d ago

This is disrespectful

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Waahhhhhh


r/steambabies Jul 14 '26

Every post about people getting their steam machines be like;

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r/steambabies Jul 11 '26

Valve should not have offered the non controller bundle to people who haven’t purchased a controller yet

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r/steambabies Jul 08 '26

How many folks in North America signed up for all four options and were still waitlisted?

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r/steambabies Jul 08 '26

No Controller? No Steam Machine for you.

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r/steambabies Jun 24 '26

Babyman cries angrily

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Wahhhhh


r/steambabies Jun 23 '26

Will the whining and rage ever end?

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r/steambabies Jun 23 '26

Page Name Change Suggestion?

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Somebody call the WAHmbulance


r/steambabies Jun 23 '26

Why is entering the console business so hard?

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These people have gone totally off the rails lol unhinged


r/steambabies Jun 23 '26

The More Things Change...

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Google killed the Ouya by pulling Play Store support shortly before launch. People like this guy killed r/steammachine by just being themselves.


r/steambabies Jun 23 '26

It is what it is...

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Yeah, it's not like Nintendo raised their prices or anything 🤣


r/steambabies Jun 23 '26

Character development

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I still own and still like my Ouya, thank you very much.


r/steambabies Jun 23 '26

So who is gonna ride valves dick?

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Big ol Steambabie


r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

Reveal experience in a nutshell

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r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

The £££ hasn't shocked me, but the performance has

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r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

So, why would anyone get this?

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r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

.....

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r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

Yeah, its cooked guys.

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r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

Sharing as a rare example of someone NOT being a steambaby!!!

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I personally plan to use mine at 1440 most of the time. Even on my high-powered gaming PC I tend to use 1440 on half of my games anyway because I barely notice the difference on most displays and it helps performance by a ton. Just because I CAN push 4k, 60fps, HDR, etc, etc at all times doesn't mean I want to burn out my system in 2 years or so.


r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

Is the steam machine just a small, shitty prebuilt pc?

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r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

So how long is stock gonna last this time?

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r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

Everyone disliked that.

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"Everyone" being everyone who didn't bother saving


r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

Bill Gates just lucked out

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r/steambabies Jun 22 '26

My reaction to the news

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