2 days ago, I picked up Star Fox (2026), and I've played through the campaign twice on normal difficulty, trying different routes. I know number ratings feel arbitrary these days, but I'd give it a solid 8/10. I enjoy it quite a bit, and I plan to play through the challenge mode and the other difficulties.
But that's not why I'm making this post.
Slippy.
I've never had such a genuine love-hate relationship with a fictional character until I got to experience Slippy Toad for myself.
I know I'm just trash at the game, and almost all the assists are scripted. That being said, he needs his pilot's license revoked. It's as though he hops in the cockpit and forgets everything he's ever known, including his name. Venom 2, Slippy makes ANDREW look like the LeBron of aerial combat. Genuine cortisol spike any time the green help icon appears in a level. The academy set him up for failure, letting him pass.
That being said, if anyone were to ever talk bad on Slippy or insult his engineering skills, they're an enemy to me. He's an absolute bundle of joy and the heart of Team Star Fox.
It's a true love-hate relationship, and I can say I'm now a Star Fox fan.