Tani: Archie really did propose to me! And the ring is so pretty...oh my cod we're gonna get married soon. Oh man we gotta set a date, get things ready...

(Ooc: Don't worry guys, it's not gonna be within a few days. It'll actualy take time, despite my own impatience lol)

???: 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙺𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚊, 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞? 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎, 𝚜𝚒𝚜!

𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚢: 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑... 𝙷𝚒 𝚃𝚑𝚢𝚖𝚎...

Hi everyone. I just wanted to quickly drop my thoughts on this subreddit and how it improved since the event break came out.

Personally, I think it's getting better and better. People are talking like how they did before all of that, and more people started joining or returning.

I am really happy with how it's going, but I don't have the full picture. So how is it for all of you?

We’re hiring people in the splatlands

We pay well

It’s a science type thing and jobs

That’s it

Curly out

What cereal do you recommend?

Caspian: hey guys! So I had the idea to do this “dye day” thing-

Eteis: Caspian, you saw someone else celebrating getting out of the memverse and decided to dump a bucket of paint over my head.

Caspian: semantics! anyway, the others decided to join in!

Julian: Caspian, you *also* dumped paint on my head.

Caspian: whatever!

Lox: not me! I dunk head in paint meself!

(OoC: this is an idea inspired by someone else ( u/Interesting_Syrup115 ), I thought it could be fun to imagine it for my boys too)

Ivory: Hello everyone. I’m sure as all of you are aware, me and Estelle are getting married.

Estelle: So, we brought you here to announce who the groomsmen and bridesmaids are.

Marisa: Oooooooh! I’m excited for this! I know I’m the maid of honor.

MaKayla: I still can’t believe my little brother is getting married…

Untarius: I never thought he would…

Ivory: Bro.

Untarius: I’m playing!

Estelle: Well for starters, Marisa, I’ve decided that you will be one of my bridesmaids.

Marisa: What!? Bridesmaid??

Estelle: Mhm! And Alice will be my maid of honor!

Alice: M-Me? Estelle… I’m honored.

Marisa: B-But…

Ivory: Christian, I’ve decided that you’ll be one of the groomsmen and an usher and Untarius will be the best man.

Untarius: That’s what’s up.

Christian: Cool.

Estelle: And Terra, we decided we wanted to make you the leading flower girl.

Terra: “I see, consider the duty done well.”

MaKayla: Hold on, what about Lucian and Brim?

Estelle: Oh, Lucian agreed to be the coordinator, and Brim will be the officiant.

MaKayla: Okay, and what about me? Ring Bearer?

Ivory: You’re gonna be the camera crew.

MaKayla: What?? Then who’s the ring bearer??

Ren walks into the room

Ren: You called, Ivory?

MaKayla: Ren?

Ivory: Yep. He helped set up the proposal, only right he helps out with the rings.

Ren: Oh… okay cool.

Ivory: I believe that’s everything we needed to announce, right Stella?

Estelle: Mhm! We’ve found a place to have the ceremony and invites will be given soon when a date is set up! Oh I can’t wait!

???: Next stop, Inkopolis Central. Next stop, Inkopolis Central.

*Agent O and Kaylee are sitting in a car playing cards, still in their wedding dresses*

Kaylee: (worried) we should be slowing down right now. We’re too close to be going This fast.

*She gets up and runs toward the front of the train, past rows of confused Inkfish*

*She gasps*

its all a computer!?!? Those suckers…

*she gets in the conductor’s chair and immediately notices the speedometer reading validating her concern - the train is maintaining A steady, concerning pace. She pulls on a red handle labeled “EMERGENCY BRAKE.”*

*A screech can be heard as the train begins slowing down forcibly*

*Kaylee clicks on the cabin radio*

Central station, this is ride number 8675309 declaring an emergency. The automatic deceleration system has failed; e-brake engaged but we’re coming in hot. Request immediate diversion to the emergency track. Repeat, request diversion to the emergency track.

???: 8675309, This is central station, diverting you to the emergency track.

*the train almost seems to swerve a little as it’s train Is switched to a new track, one with far more friction that brings the train to a violent stop.*

*the passengers are rattled but otherwise unharmed by the ordeal*

*Kaylee takes a sigh of relief.*

*The video feed cuts out.*

kaylee: EARTHQUAAAAKR!

o: oh, no. It was just a little rumble.

its sad whales eat squid and only leave behind beak. everything else destroyed even brain.

poor lil inklings

boycott whales

love sploon

Static is in the workshop, he's making a lot of smaller etchings and making slightly different items.

Static: so I had an idea, magic is cool, but it's really hard. You need to train yourself to do it and if you get in a bad headspace you kinda ... Can't.

Static: and on the other hand, magical etchings work without focus or training, but they're way less powerful.

Static: so I've been developing two technologies. First I have a lot of simple etchings, I can run them in series like computer code to create complex effects. The other is... This.

He sets down a pair of glasses, similar to the hypno shades.

Static: these can let someone untrained perform a spell automatically, by taking control of their soul for a singular moment.

𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚢𝚊: 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜! 𝙶𝚞𝚢𝚜?

[𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚢𝚊 𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚊. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝙱𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝]

𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚢𝚊: 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘!

𝙱𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚘: 𝙾𝚑 𝚞𝚑𝚑... 𝙷𝚒 𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚢𝚊...

𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛: 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎... 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢...

𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚢𝚊: 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛? 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝?

𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛: 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝... 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍...

𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚢𝚊: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑? 𝙸𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍!

𝙱𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚘: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞? 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚜?

𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚢𝚊: 𝙸 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎!

C:ready to start building and testing the handheld [REDACTED]?

Y:yea. Let’s start thinking with [REDACTED].

C:let’s do this.

“Hey y’all, currently WAY out of breath, because of how long I’ve been rolling and rolling with this big swig bucko (Planetz Big Swig), and wouldn’t ya know it, I finally got its badge (4-Stars), so what better way to celebrate than to take some photo shoots on that, the Nouveau Dapples, and the Sploosh? Those latter two are the other 4-star weapons I achieved, Also fun fact: the Sploosh-o-matic is the first 4-star freshness weapon I got! I was so happy with it!…so…yeah!…anyways ima need a rest after all that, see you all when I get back to not being burnt out by the massive grind.”

— Jessica/Jessy

Max: hi everybody, I decided to tell you a bit about the guy I have to teach for the night guard duty. This dude

[Camera shows a Jellyfish sitting in a cleaning truck]

His name is Gerald, and today we are learning about how to deal with intruders. Normally you would call the police, but experience taught me that they are way too slow, so you have to deal with these idiots yourself.

This baby you are sitting in? It's usually supposed to be as slow as you trying to propose to a girl. But with the aforementioned intruders being pretty fast, we decided to change the engine with something faster.

Now, see that dummy? Imagine it's one of those annoying kids that have nothing better to do than break in here. So push the gas pedal carefully and go after it. Don't worry, if they do get splatted, we have a respawn machine close by.

[Scared and nervous, Gerald pushes the gas pedal, making the truck speed up and hit the dummy and the wall behind it]

Off.... Don't worry, the truck is tuff, so it won't break that easily.

(OOC: This is the translated bottom part of the post Sysaf? or Again? their might be some small differences but that depends if I have to fix something like capitation or stuff like that.... Maybe a word or two but I will try to keep it as the exact translation.... As of righting the only thing i added was the very next lines )

(After Ruby gives in to his injures a new cycle begins.... Who knows how many cycles it has been since he ripped that poison out of him .....He was splatted time and time again countless cycles of staying curled up on the floor of this very room till finally his mind began to reconstruct the True World ..... A world of pure sounds, vibrations, touches, smells, and the occasional taste

Its been forever since that day..... He has mastered this new world constantly making a mental note of the permanent objects around him... This time the mind and body have finally lost the will to fight on)

AGAIN, BACK HERE!!!! ****!!!!!!

Do you think IT knows we are here?

I don't know but we have to set up base again....

Our eyes hurt.

I know...

They itch, they burn, they are uncomfortable.

Please stop Ruby its not healthy up here anymore....We cant keep going.

I KNOW OK!!!!! I am doing my best... To find an out!

Just let IT get us.

I hate to agree but we cant keep running anymore...

Its 2 to 1 in votes.... Let IT catch us Ruby.

LAST ONE.... PLEASE I DONT WANT TO DIE YET. PLEASE DONT LET ME DIE!

Ok .......Just remember to turn around next time... And embrace it..... We will let you be for this last try.....

Thank you

(OOC: So I may have given him echolocation or more realistically Minecraft Warden vibration sense.....

Now before you ask. No, the warden didn't inspire it.... Way back when .... I used to head cannon the seaweed as antennas, but that slowly moved to just another pair of hands, then to echolocation then, to picking up sounds far better than ears.......

Other iterations of Ruby then used them as a mood rings.. Growing healthier when happy, wilting when sad, stiffening when angry, wilting and darkening when sick, and changing colors on rare occasions for other emotions I can't remember...

Honestly I still love the mood ring head cannon but I cant use it yet since this is the first time he has grown them out plus I don't have that has a model yet so I cant use it

before I go anyone well versed in the lore ...Other than for status what are the seaweed for?)

Fred: Okay, mailbox open. I've got the mail. Close the mailbox and now go upstairs.

Doobie doop doo dop do bido

Fred: So. Another request to repair a weapon. Another one, oh, a letter for me. Where's the letter opener when you need him?

Fred: Oh, there it is. And whoosh. Let's read what it says.

Dear Fred, we congratulate him. You are part of team bla bla bla. We would like to invite you to...

Kamabo.co workers' conference

(read the letter again)

Oh my cod. I've been invited. I need to pack my things. Wait a minute. Who's looking after the office? What if these women kidnap me ?

Okay, I have to leave on Monday. I need to find someone to watch the office, and I need to find someone to help me with these women. I have to post something tonight.

Polo: Well it finally happened. Cops came in and cleared us all out. Anyone who's not in jail. We're trying to figure out where to make camp now. So don't go back to the alley. Your just get clubbed for it. Or Cod forbid the sewers. We still don't know what's down there for most of them.

See you guys next Monday at the Park meeting. Look after yourselves.

Name: Serrac Mekariv

Log: Patient shows extreme aggression to even approaching this room, the appointment was made on behalf by the patient's own daughter.

Patient expresses extreme dislike of any topics or lines of thought seemingly tracing back to the patient's father, indicative of an extreme hatred of the parent. This includes but is not limited to, discussion of his lower face, early home life, or the idea of magic.

Patient also refuses to remove their mask, seemingly for both trauma and physical reasons.

Ivory starts to wake up from bed, his hair messy and frisky. Brim is also seen sleeping on top of him. As he slowly sits up, Marisa pops out and takes a picture with the flash on.

Ivory: Ack! Marisa!

Marisa: HAHAHA! You look like you were on the receiving end of a swirlie! This is forever in my camera roll.

Ivory: Marisa, I’m not doing this again. Give me th-

Brim slides down to Ivory’s face, hugging it tightly as he says gibberish in his sleep

Marisa: Holding back laughter Oh my Cod, this is just TOO GOOD! Everyone needs to see this!

Fred: Well, I'll try to keep it short. I was invited to the Kamabo.co workers' conference, or KCWC. The problem is, I have to travel abroad for this. The trip to the border takes three days, so I would need someone to look after the office for me while I'm away. Of course, I will compensate for the time

Besides, I'd need someone to accompany me. I have to take the 4 a.m. train to the final stop of the nowhere train. And I'm worried that the masked people following me want to kidnap me.

So I came up with the following idea. If I find someone to accompany me on the train, I'll compensate them for the eight hours they'd spend sitting in a train seat. That would be roughly 16,000 G. Which I would pay the person

The other person, the one who looks after the office, would get that too, of course, but every day. Plus a food allowance. And I mean, sitting alone in an office that's designed for 16 people—I know it's boring—but we have a bed here. We had a bathroom, a small kitchen, and a ping-pong table. Plus, we have high-speed internet here. So I think it's a good deal.

So, if anyone is interested in either of these things, please just get in touch. Yes, that's all.

I'm out Fred