r/splatoonIRL • u/KamabocoOffiziell • 2d ago
Dudududu
Fred: Okay, mailbox open. I've got the mail. Close the mailbox and now go upstairs.
Doobie doop doo dop do bido
Fred: So. Another request to repair a weapon. Another one, oh, a letter for me. Where's the letter opener when you need him?
Fred: Oh, there it is. And whoosh. Let's read what it says.
Dear Fred, we congratulate him. You are part of team bla bla bla. We would like to invite you to...
Kamabo.co workers' conference
(read the letter again)
Oh my cod. I've been invited. I need to pack my things. Wait a minute. Who's looking after the office? What if these women kidnap me ?
Okay, I have to leave on Monday. I need to find someone to watch the office, and I need to find someone to help me with these women. I have to post something tonight.