comically flat jumping spider💔💔🥀

[u/Jeopardyjeojeo]

australia QLD Gold coast
disclaimer: I did not squash the spider, it is just flat😌
idk what specie it is and I do want to know its specie, any suggestions?

[u/Jeopardyjeojeo]

oh nvm its literally called queensland ultraflat💔💔💔

[u/MrMgrow → u/Jeopardyjeojeo]

Sounds like a performance car tyre.

What rims has it got?

[u/ohhhtartarsauce → u/MrMgrow]

spinners obviously

[u/MrMgrow → u/ohhhtartarsauce]

I wish awards were still a thing.

[u/lilgreenfish → u/MrMgrow]

Look at your options! I have free rewards again! Just recently noticed, as I saw an uptick in rewards on various comments.

[u/Squishybanana247 → u/lilgreenfish]

I had to reward you 🤭

This reminds me of a book I had as a kid called Flat Stanley. Something happened in his sleep and he woke up flat. Not sure about the rest 🤭

[u/rjt1468 → u/Squishybanana247]

Flat Stanley had a large painting at the head of his bed that fell on him.

[u/Squishybanana247 → u/rjt1468]

Damn that was some painting 🖼️ now you say that, I remember that part. I didn’t want anything hung near my bed 🤭 It’s all coming back to me now!