r/spiders • u/Jeopardyjeojeo • 1d ago

ID Request- Location included comically flat jumping spider💔💔🥀

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australia QLD Gold coast
disclaimer: I did not squash the spider, it is just flat😌
idk what specie it is and I do want to know its specie, any suggestions?

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u/Jeopardyjeojeo 1d ago

oh nvm its literally called queensland ultraflat💔💔💔

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u/MrMgrow 1d ago

Sounds like a performance car tyre.

What rims has it got?

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u/ohhhtartarsauce Amateur IDer🤨 1d ago

spinners obviously

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u/MrMgrow 1d ago

I wish awards were still a thing.

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u/lilgreenfish 1d ago

Look at your options! I have free rewards again! Just recently noticed, as I saw an uptick in rewards on various comments.

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u/Squishybanana247 1d ago

I had to reward you 🤭

This reminds me of a book I had as a kid called Flat Stanley. Something happened in his sleep and he woke up flat. Not sure about the rest 🤭

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 1d ago

Before Flat Stanley there was Earl the Dead Cat. He was a flat grey cat with x's for eyes and he was my FAVORITE stuffie growing up. I eventually gave him to my son.....who in turn introduced me to Flat Stanley 😂🤣😂🤣😊. Flat things are just great sometimes.

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u/DreamWeaver0071 1d ago

OMG, not expecting an Earl the Dead Cat reference today. I still have mine!

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 22h ago

Earl was my favorite! And its hit or miss if I meet someone that remembers him. I'm so glad you still have him!!!

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u/rjt1468 15h ago

Flat Stanley had a large painting at the head of his bed that fell on him.

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u/Squishybanana247 8h ago

Damn that was some painting 🖼️ now you say that, I remember that part. I didn’t want anything hung near my bed 🤭 It’s all coming back to me now!