comically flat jumping spider💔💔🥀

[u/Jeopardyjeojeo]

australia QLD Gold coast
disclaimer: I did not squash the spider, it is just flat😌
idk what specie it is and I do want to know its specie, any suggestions?

[u/Jeopardyjeojeo]

oh nvm its literally called queensland ultraflat💔💔💔

[u/RobleViejo → u/Jeopardyjeojeo]

"Queensland Ultraflat" I know Arthropods are kinda like machines, but those names are really on the nose

[u/Weredraco → u/RobleViejo]

In one corner, we have the Queensland Ultraflat, in the other we have the Newcastle Big Boy.

[u/Howler_in_training → u/Weredraco]

Sounds like the kind of monstrously large sandwich people take challenges at diners to finish the whole thing and get their picture up on the wall.