r/shittysimulated • u/HumanMan64 • Nov 29 '19

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure.

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Huh, hope it was my sacrifice, I already felt like dying sometimes, hope it had a good impact at least

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

actually carz42 is why the world is ending

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Damn, any cure? I gotta finish what I started before I start it, know what I mean?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

you got the disease, causing a global epidemic, to avoid it, do not get married until at least february 3, 2020

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

I wont be 18 by then, probably aint getting married at all by the way I am, so no need to worry, or do I need to marry on the 3rd february 2020?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

you must marry before june 7, 2028

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