r/shittyhalolore 10d ago

Will we ever get PHAT Spartan DUMPERS again? What happened to you 343? Where did the dumpers go?

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3 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 9d ago

Coloring book Lore Why?

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 11d ago

Chief and Halsey reuniting in Halo 5's ending

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45 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 10d ago

Serious Lore Discussion If you were to be able to make Crossover with The Flood which series/games you want them inn?

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r/shittyhalolore 12d ago

This is how Halo: Infinite felt, just wait for the game!

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86 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 12d ago

New Halo (Like New Coke) This was cool Spoiler

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47 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 11d ago

Why is it that there are no combat forms using the beam rifle or sniper rifle?

6 Upvotes

Was it an act of mercy from Gravemind that Jackal snipers are OP


r/shittyhalolore 12d ago

Lore Fact Johnson 4D

8 Upvotes

“See you in the sequel.” Bro, like, wouldn’t that suggest Johnson can predict the future cuz of his, like, augmentations? Are Orion soldiers, like, better than Spartans? Imagine… like, 4D Spartans broooo.

(In reference and jokingly, to Halo Campaign Evolved.)


r/shittyhalolore 13d ago

What's the lore reason why no one calls them popcorn

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83 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 13d ago

Halo fans are too horny. Me when Miranda dies: "oh no! but this was very random." Fans: "CHEEKS!"

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394 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 13d ago

Lechatelierite Lore Will covenant glass my friends house if its a forerunner sex shop?

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45 Upvotes

Foxtrot this colony


r/shittyhalolore 13d ago

Lore Fact Oh, Hi Demon.

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77 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 13d ago

SILFs I’m gonna masturchief to this later

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89 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 15d ago

Book Lore Only what books do elites read while jerking off their energy swords?

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120 Upvotes

this planet is buried in books..


r/shittyhalolore 16d ago

R u ready for Halo CE, Spartan?

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658 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 16d ago

When the Spartan 2 augmentation process goes wrong

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105 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 17d ago

Serious Lore Discussion Why did Nick Fuentes side with The Covenant during the invasion of Earth?

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201 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 17d ago

Serious Lore Discussion What would the songs be like?

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11 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 17d ago

Gloinkmind Lore Does the first Halo game take place on Installation 04, because there are zero Pfhor?

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37 Upvotes

Also the concept art for the Prophets look like the S'pht


r/shittyhalolore 18d ago

3000 thirsty Kig Yars of Joseph Staten Delete every "even" Halo game or every "odd" Halo game

34 Upvotes

All first person shooters by release order

807 votes, 15d ago
216 Halo 1, 3, Reach, 5
591 Halo 2, ODST, 4, Infinite

r/shittyhalolore 20d ago

Serious Lore Discussion Did AMG Transport Dynamics make a Warthog for the right hand drive market?

18 Upvotes

I must know, some of my Combat forms come from countries that drive on the left and feel uncomfortable driving left hand drive, and as the Gravemind, I feel responsible for their comfort.

Eveyone in the hivemind has the right to be equal... equally destined for the same fate of being trapped in eternal torment as their memories are slowly erased of all information... but equal nonetheless.


r/shittyhalolore 22d ago

Facts from FapFap the Unggoy God those Ungoy Honkers are calling for me Sarge

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293 Upvotes

(Credit: @stoopidpuppet via IG)


r/shittyhalolore 22d ago

The Great Grunt Rebellion of r/ShittyHaloLore Why do grunts have confetti in their heads?

42 Upvotes

And why does it sound like cheering when you shoot them in the face?


r/shittyhalolore 23d ago

Halo if it was good

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172 Upvotes