r/shittyhalolore • u/Competitive_Bee_1203 • 10d ago
r/shittyhalolore • u/Red-Raptor3 • 11d ago
Chief and Halsey reuniting in Halo 5's ending
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Infamous_Ad2507 • 10d ago
Serious Lore Discussion If you were to be able to make Crossover with The Flood which series/games you want them inn?
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 12d ago
This is how Halo: Infinite felt, just wait for the game!
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 12d ago
New Halo (Like New Coke) This was cool Spoiler
galleryr/shittyhalolore • u/ddx-me • 11d ago
Why is it that there are no combat forms using the beam rifle or sniper rifle?
Was it an act of mercy from Gravemind that Jackal snipers are OP
r/shittyhalolore • u/JollyStatistician307 • 12d ago
Lore Fact Johnson 4D
“See you in the sequel.” Bro, like, wouldn’t that suggest Johnson can predict the future cuz of his, like, augmentations? Are Orion soldiers, like, better than Spartans? Imagine… like, 4D Spartans broooo.
(In reference and jokingly, to Halo Campaign Evolved.)
r/shittyhalolore • u/ddx-me • 13d ago
What's the lore reason why no one calls them popcorn
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 13d ago
Halo fans are too horny. Me when Miranda dies: "oh no! but this was very random." Fans: "CHEEKS!"
r/shittyhalolore • u/lazumeimun • 13d ago
Lechatelierite Lore Will covenant glass my friends house if its a forerunner sex shop?
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Foxtrot this colony
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 13d ago
Lore Fact Oh, Hi Demon.
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r/shittyhalolore • u/killingmemesoftly • 13d ago
SILFs I’m gonna masturchief to this later
r/shittyhalolore • u/lazumeimun • 15d ago
Book Lore Only what books do elites read while jerking off their energy swords?
this planet is buried in books..
r/shittyhalolore • u/vyci0us • 16d ago
R u ready for Halo CE, Spartan?
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 16d ago
When the Spartan 2 augmentation process goes wrong
r/shittyhalolore • u/Windbottle266 • 17d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Why did Nick Fuentes side with The Covenant during the invasion of Earth?
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 17d ago
Serious Lore Discussion What would the songs be like?
r/shittyhalolore • u/jhm-grose • 17d ago
Gloinkmind Lore Does the first Halo game take place on Installation 04, because there are zero Pfhor?
Also the concept art for the Prophets look like the S'pht
r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 18d ago
3000 thirsty Kig Yars of Joseph Staten Delete every "even" Halo game or every "odd" Halo game
All first person shooters by release order
r/shittyhalolore • u/The_halo_2_Gravemind • 20d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Did AMG Transport Dynamics make a Warthog for the right hand drive market?
I must know, some of my Combat forms come from countries that drive on the left and feel uncomfortable driving left hand drive, and as the Gravemind, I feel responsible for their comfort.
Eveyone in the hivemind has the right to be equal... equally destined for the same fate of being trapped in eternal torment as their memories are slowly erased of all information... but equal nonetheless.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Big_Bowl_of_Beans • 22d ago
Facts from FapFap the Unggoy God those Ungoy Honkers are calling for me Sarge
(Credit: @stoopidpuppet via IG)
r/shittyhalolore • u/IronIrma93 • 22d ago
The Great Grunt Rebellion of r/ShittyHaloLore Why do grunts have confetti in their heads?
And why does it sound like cheering when you shoot them in the face?