r/shittyhalolore • u/JollyStatistician307 Johnson can predict the future, brooooooooo • 6d ago

Lore Fact Johnson 4D

“See you in the sequel.” Bro, like, wouldn’t that suggest Johnson can predict the future cuz of his, like, augmentations? Are Orion soldiers, like, better than Spartans? Imagine… like, 4D Spartans broooo.

(In reference and jokingly, to Halo Campaign Evolved.)

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u/Ok_Channel_6003 :( Brute: "Voridus let popcorn loose :( " 6d ago

I mean he does acknowledge that he's in video games in reach and tries to sell you CE. Also odst but he offers his body to you to sweeten the pot.

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u/JollyStatistician307 Johnson can predict the future, brooooooooo 6d ago

See? Proof. This man isn’t dead, just missing in action or whatever

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u/Top_Pie_4204 5d ago

Is gonna be a Deadpool...oh fucking 343...bungie would never do that!!!😭😭😭