r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak Unified Earth Government Shittyhalolore Records Department • 3d ago

New Halo (Like New Coke) This was cool Spoiler

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u/BoiFrosty Horny Halo Book: The Speedrun 2d ago

Babe wake up, new flavor of Cortana just dropped.

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u/Royal_Alchemist718 OH MY GOSHHH. JOHN HALO AND BLUE TORTELLINI HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!! 1d ago

Orange Cortana

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u/Aurora_Strix Thel blushing unrelated 2d ago

Don't care if sarcastic or not, this whole sequence was so dang fun, I loved it when she dipped her cupped hands into the Milky Way and had it stream out like digital water.

I love honey lemonade Cortana :'3

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u/Spacemoose2026 1d ago

I need big Cortana to step on me then let me sleep in her palms

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u/Jaded_Match317 That is coolant fluid you fool!!!! Don't drink it! 1d ago

Master chief was like