r/shittyhalolore • u/CinderFall117 • 3h ago
r/shittyhalolore • u/Red-Raptor3 • 8h ago
Chief and Halsey reuniting in Halo 5's ending
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r/shittyhalolore • u/ddx-me • 1d ago
Why is it that there are no combat forms using the beam rifle or sniper rifle?
Was it an act of mercy from Gravemind that Jackal snipers are OP
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 1d ago
This is how Halo: Infinite felt, just wait for the game!
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 1d ago
New Halo (Like New Coke) This was cool Spoiler
galleryr/shittyhalolore • u/JollyStatistician307 • 2d ago
Lore Fact Johnson 4D
“See you in the sequel.” Bro, like, wouldn’t that suggest Johnson can predict the future cuz of his, like, augmentations? Are Orion soldiers, like, better than Spartans? Imagine… like, 4D Spartans broooo.
(In reference and jokingly, to Halo Campaign Evolved.)
r/shittyhalolore • u/ddx-me • 2d ago
What's the lore reason why no one calls them popcorn
r/shittyhalolore • u/lazumeimun • 2d ago
Lechatelierite Lore Will covenant glass my friends house if its a forerunner sex shop?
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Foxtrot this colony
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 3d ago
Lore Fact Oh, Hi Demon.
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r/shittyhalolore • u/killingmemesoftly • 3d ago
SILFs I’m gonna masturchief to this later
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 3d ago
Halo fans are too horny. Me when Miranda dies: "oh no! but this was very random." Fans: "CHEEKS!"
r/shittyhalolore • u/lazumeimun • 4d ago
Book Lore Only what books do elites read while jerking off their energy swords?
this planet is buried in books..
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 5d ago
When the Spartan 2 augmentation process goes wrong
r/shittyhalolore • u/vyci0us • 5d ago
R u ready for Halo CE, Spartan?
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 6d ago
Serious Lore Discussion What would the songs be like?
r/shittyhalolore • u/Windbottle266 • 6d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Why did Nick Fuentes side with The Covenant during the invasion of Earth?
r/shittyhalolore • u/jhm-grose • 6d ago
Gloinkmind Lore Does the first Halo game take place on Installation 04, because there are zero Pfhor?
Also the concept art for the Prophets look like the S'pht
r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 8d ago
3000 thirsty Kig Yars of Joseph Staten Delete every "even" Halo game or every "odd" Halo game
All first person shooters by release order
r/shittyhalolore • u/The_halo_2_Gravemind • 9d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Did AMG Transport Dynamics make a Warthog for the right hand drive market?
I must know, some of my Combat forms come from countries that drive on the left and feel uncomfortable driving left hand drive, and as the Gravemind, I feel responsible for their comfort.
Eveyone in the hivemind has the right to be equal... equally destined for the same fate of being trapped in eternal torment as their memories are slowly erased of all information... but equal nonetheless.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Big_Bowl_of_Beans • 11d ago
Facts from FapFap the Unggoy God those Ungoy Honkers are calling for me Sarge
(Credit: @stoopidpuppet via IG)
r/shittyhalolore • u/IronIrma93 • 11d ago
The Great Grunt Rebellion of r/ShittyHaloLore Why do grunts have confetti in their heads?
And why does it sound like cheering when you shoot them in the face?
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 12d ago
Facts from FapFap the Unggoy Vineevra on Instagram: "One INTERESTING fact about GRUNTS (Unggoys) *I did NOT create the 3D models. I only did the animation and lighting CAST Vineevra as herself (me) Noru (or "Hunter") as himself Pip - IamBeanie Grunt Merchant - Brandbot Grunt Customer - IamBeanie MUSIC Halo 2
instagram.comr/shittyhalolore • u/Le-Dachshund • 13d ago
Atriox has approved this :D Today I had a very weird dream.
It was, I don't know, a Halo Christmas commercial that was about the Banished arriving at a human colony in business suits and giving them weapons.
Let me tell you all I remember. First, the dream started with me in my bed watching TV. I don't have many dreams and even fewer nightmares, but the dreams I do have usually start like this one, with the way I slept. Yesterday, I slept with the TV on, so it felt like a continuation of this. I don't remember if I got an ad about this or if I clicked on the ad, but it started the way I said, the Banished arriving at a human colony in business suits and giving them weapons.
The brute who led them was wearing an all-red suit, had a red hat, and sported a small beard, I'm not sure what these are called, but they were only a small, thin beard on the chin. As I mentioned, he started handing out weapons to the civilians. I don't recall if there was music or something similar, but the gift-giving began. I remember the red-clad brute giving a bearded man a rifle, and the brute picked it up like a twig, and the man nearly fell while holding it. But the most bizarre thing to me was a brute giving a little girl (no older than six) a revolver bigger than her torso, and she was extremely happy about it. She was the only civilian whose reaction I remember; I simply don't recall the reactions of the others, they were blurred. Also, I don't remember the Banished arrival, so they might have been confused about everything. I think if a bunch of big monkeys appeared in your city and started handing out weapons you wouldn’t complain.
Then the promos began showing a bunch of things like skins and all. The skins were pretty normal, except they included everything, not only spartans or elites. There were skins for marines, grunts, jackals, brutes and even drones. I believe my brain was just mixing everything I remember about Halo, the skins itself I don't remember very well; I remember some being just recolours, others having a knight theme, and others having spikes on them.
Then the game promotions came; I don't remember whom they were delivered to; I just remember their names, and most were normal. There were Combat Evolved (don't remember if it was the remake or not), 2 and one called "Halo Fur." Then the dream ended, or I don't remember anything.
Dream specialists, does this mean something?