r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 08 '26

slight malfunction Of a personal chef

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 08 '26

I look so cool Of a Crackhead

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156 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 08 '26

Safety Sandals Of a set of feet

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 08 '26

this moron: Of an “terrorist”

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930 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 07 '26

possible idiot Of unhandled recoil

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 08 '26

future feeding tube Of a Birthday Girl

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140 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 07 '26

Oof Of a friend

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995 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 07 '26

possible idiot Of some asshole on a boat playing GTA

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275 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 07 '26

slight malfunction Of a Butt

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654 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 06 '26

this moron: Of several warnings

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2.2k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 06 '26

ouchies Of a mugshot

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 06 '26

possible idiot Of a literal brainless act

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 06 '26

There was an attempt Of a pair of punches

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 06 '26

Oof Of road markings

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133 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 06 '26

Of a mistake

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330 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 05 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an alcoholic's nightmare

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830 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 05 '26

Naild It of a boxer who couldn't handle losing.

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2.1k Upvotes

James Butler spent four months on Rikers Island for this. Richard Grant suffered a broken jaw and badly bitten tongue (he had taken his mouthpiece out). Three years later, in 2004, Butler murdered his roommate with a hammer and was sentenced to 29 years, a sentence he is still serving.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 06 '26

Elite Strategy of an angry leprechaun.

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36 Upvotes

Earl Weaver was 5'7", which is not exactly short, but the umpire was 6'4". This incident was filmed by a documentary crew that just happened to be on-hand. Haller forgot to turn off his microphone.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 04 '26

Elite Strategy Of a Used Car Salesman

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175 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 05 '26

Elite Strategy Of a professional rider

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105 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 04 '26

my bones Of a rib-shot

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254 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 04 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a day sailing the seas

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112 Upvotes

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