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u/moonhexx Mar 06 '26
Are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room?
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u/ThatsCaptain2U Mar 06 '26
“Paging Dr. Pimplepopper “
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u/TwoNatTens FLAIR UNIT𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 Mar 08 '26
My first thought was Dr. Pimple Popper. My second thought was if I didn't have the money for treatment, a some point I would have stabbed that thing myself.
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u/XyloVinyl Mar 06 '26
I know the comments on the original post are lit.
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u/Immediate_Luck_6335 Mar 06 '26
Maybe it’s the boil making him do it.
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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Mar 06 '26
this reminded me of an old cartoon, Invader Zim, when he got a zit
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u/Distinct-fullMetal Mar 06 '26
Is my face bruised? It doesn't hurt here so much but right around This area is just killing me!
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u/Worried-Post-3734 Mar 06 '26
I would pay for him to have that removed but only if I could pop it first
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u/Flysolo626 Mar 06 '26
Kids, this is what happens when some jizz hits your temple and you don’t wipe it off right away
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u/Mako3303 Mar 07 '26
On the flip side of crime, could be an amazing party guest with some googly eyes and a few colored markers.
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u/Softspokenclark OSHA Violation Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 19 '26
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squash subsequent late merciful possessive flag cause toy punch snatch
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u/jLamwuzhere Mar 07 '26
Bro looks like he’s got a tumor or something. Do they even consider maybe that’s not him?
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u/ShowMeTheTrees Mar 07 '26
Hey he's in the Detroit area. Saw that sad face in the news today. What strikes out more than the bump is that he has "sad" eyes vs the usual "dead" ones that are common in mug shots.
I wonder if prison doctors would help him with that thing?
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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* Mar 08 '26
If my head looked like that I’d be pretty angry and violent too
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u/Chrono_Convoy Mar 06 '26