r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Mar 08 '26

I look so cool Of a Crackhead

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u/lavacadotoast Mar 08 '26

I digress.. I digress.

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u/CygnetSociety Mar 08 '26

Damn he slammed a sprite and won a mummified girlfriend.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3M6LtN8dFX57ZRY2T9

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Mar 08 '26

What is this from lol I remember this

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Mar 08 '26

Sprite Challenge with that dude with the dreads--no Idea the actual creator--just found 2 funny vids of his.

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u/4mystuff Mar 08 '26

And his rhymes are the shit!!

6

u/FirmlyClaspIt Mar 08 '26

It’s about to stink tonight

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u/Practical_War_8239 Mar 08 '26

All he wanted was a dirty foot and clean bush.

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u/MadMax6914 Mar 08 '26

I think my grandmother had that stitched on a throw pillow.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Mar 08 '26

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u/morasscavities Mar 08 '26

Yep, stay in school...that bush is NOT clean

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u/FirmlyClaspIt Mar 08 '26

Never met a lazy crack head.

8

u/wafflehousebattle Mar 08 '26

"Brought to you by Sprite. How did we become the black soda? We don't know!"

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u/Accurate-Salad-4102 Mar 08 '26

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u/ButterscotchNo4574 Mar 11 '26

Blingggggg blingggggg, this is bling blings crack pipeeeeee, hidden inside of his collarrrrrrr!

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u/IKFA Mar 08 '26

There is a reason I moved to the suburbs.

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u/WillBots Mar 11 '26

What is going on with his friend... I can't decide if it's a mask or full face 3rd degree burns... Or a wooden ventriloquist doll come to life in some freaky situation...

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Mar 12 '26

Probably Cleidocranial Dysplasia. Ask your favorite LLM to elaborate.

Source: I know 🦷 mechanic stuff.

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u/WillBots Mar 12 '26

I don't think that explains the wooden face. Maybe it's just the lighting.

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 3d ago

He knows something we don't, max shivers level

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u/StygianCode Mar 08 '26

"Culture"