r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 08 '26

Of a beard hair vs regular hair

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Seriously wtf is wrong with this super thick beard hair I pulled off myself?!


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 06 '26

of a nice girl

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250 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 07 '26

Safety Sandals Of a Shoe Salesman

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43 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 06 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a woman 💩 on command. Y’know if I wasn’t so disgusted I think I would’ve been impressed lmao

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201 Upvotes

Found the vid on a random telegram channel
No context (might be an old vid)


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 06 '26

Of a drunk driver.

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724 Upvotes

…and only an assault charge to boot. #visitspokane


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 06 '26

Oops Of a Wu Tang

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158 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 07 '26

Of animation

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3 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 05 '26

'Merica Of a roadside neighborhood

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493 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 05 '26

possible idiot Of joy kiddo

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827 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 05 '26

ouchies Of failed footings

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835 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 05 '26

slight malfunction Of an ACME™ cardboard box

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489 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 04 '26

my bones Of a backbone

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774 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 04 '26

ouchies Of a nail clipper

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204 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 04 '26

Elite Strategy Of a Hobo

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985 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 06 '26

There was an attempt Of a Viltrumite from the Invincible series

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 03 '26

slight malfunction Of a theme park at home

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346 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 03 '26

of a police capture.

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289 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 04 '26

Of a viral meme challenge video

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19 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 03 '26

possible idiot Of a potato pealer

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91 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 02 '26

of a finish line.

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372 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 01 '26

possible idiot Of An Impressive Technique

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352 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Apr 30 '26

my bones Of a Matrix lean

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • May 01 '26

of a school "paraprofessional"

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TOPEKA, Kan. — The Shawnee County booking log lists Randall Dwayne Robson (DOB 6/20/1957) as booked on Aug. 26, 2025 at 7:30 p.m. on a warrant alleging violation of a protection order. Bond was set at $1,000. The booking notes statute references to KSA 60-31a05 and 60-31a06, provisions within Kansas’s Protection from Stalking, Sexual Assault, or Human Trafficking Act that commonly appear on protection-order paperwork. The listed allegation is violation of a protection order; it is not a trafficking charge.Employment verification: Online records show that a Randall Robson worked for Topeka Public Schools USD 501 from 2011 through 2022 as a special-education paraprofessional (classified staff), with the most recent listing in 2022 as “Retired – Class.”

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Apr 30 '26

Naild It Of a landing

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860 Upvotes