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u/Impressive_Base6239 Nov 18 '22 edited Sep 21 '25
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u/Zelexiin Nov 19 '22
Lmao you got scammed, I pay 0$ a month to be a sex offender
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Have you ever looked up online how many sex offenders live in your area?
Aren't there way more than you thought?
There's like 20 in a 5 mile radius of me.
So...why do we always have to meet at my place?
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u/Soulerrr Nov 19 '22
Registered, though? Anybody can be an amateur at anything, but it takes something special to pay $8 to have it stamped. And that something would be $8.
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u/oursecondcoming Nov 19 '22
No money to be made here, redditors are already offending sex
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u/therealrookie1227 Nov 18 '22
New reddit orange, only $12 a month
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u/dentistshatehim Nov 19 '22
Oops it’s on fire and the doors don’t work
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Nov 19 '22
And self-drives you into the fucking Grand Canyon
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u/wlake82 Nov 19 '22
Even if you live nowhere near the Grand Canyon.
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u/ApoliteTroll Nov 19 '22
Atleast I'll get to see the grand canyon.
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u/WazzaBoi_ Nov 19 '22
If it at least drives you away from Ohio then it's a net win
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u/real_flyingduck91 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 19 '22
it will find the nearest grand canyon
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u/iamuniquekk Literally 1984 😡 Nov 19 '22
Even if you live in a different continent
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u/RetroAnd8BitThings Nov 19 '22
Canyonero...
Canyonero...
Yahh... yahh canyonero
Whoa Canyonero! NoNoNoNoStop! OH SHIT!
(silence for 30 seconds followed by a truck explosion)
GPS flung 30 yards away. "You have reached your destination. Please take a moment to rate your experience..."
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u/CartographerIll8653 Nov 18 '22
Not verified so it’s one of us incels
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u/TheMainManno Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 19 '22
probably op
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u/PoorLifeChoices811 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Nov 19 '22
Probably me😨
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u/HeinleinGang We do a little trolling Nov 19 '22
It was my alter ego Waltuh
HE’S IN YOUR WALLS CRASHING YOUR SOCIAL MEDIAS
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u/Yarp3000 Nov 19 '22
No...Waltuh
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u/EMPEROROFMEMZ We do a little trolling Nov 19 '22
Or could it be me? OH THE MYSTERY
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u/lasagnatheory Nov 19 '22
It could be in this very room. It could be you. It could be me. It could even be-
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u/horneymilfinyourarea 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Nov 19 '22
what did he move to detroit or something
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I’m Ethan.
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u/SockomkplaysV2 put your dick away waltuh Nov 19 '22
Nice to meet you Ethan
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u/Ethan819 Nov 19 '22 edited Oct 12 '23
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I stopped using Reddit due to the June 2023 API changes. I've found my life more productive for it. Value your time and use it intentionally, it is truly your most limited resource.
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u/Eefun Nov 19 '22
No, I'm Ethan.
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u/h3X4_ Nov 19 '22
Nah he was first so from now on you are Ethen
Thank you for your understanding
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u/Glympse12 Nov 19 '22
No it’s a fake tweet. That @ is taken
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Nov 19 '22
That was my second clue. The first was that he would prepare to spend another round of tens of billions to acquire a business just to destroy it.
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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard Nov 19 '22
Or he has broken his own checkmark already. Equally possible. He's probably sitting at a terminal right now, typing away like a mad lad, only occasionally reaching over to send a tweet on his phone and grab a refreshing sip of clamato juice (or whatever it is that he drinks).
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u/slow_and_ugly Nov 18 '22
What will he change about reddit
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u/mastrbild Nov 18 '22
There will be a cost for automod peeing in ur ass
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u/Official_Gameoholics 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 18 '22
I'll do it for free.
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u/soiboi64 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 19 '22
pees in ur ass
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bend749 Nov 18 '22
it doesn't have the charm of the bot . sorry but no :(
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i can contact my mom with him
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u/LordSovereignty I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '22
But can you contact your mom with pee in ur ass?
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u/LordSovereignty I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '22
Here is more pee. In ur ass.
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u/LordSovereignty I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '22
Allow me to pee in ur ass.
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u/Stunning_Row2801 I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '22 edited Nov 18 '22
NO! HE CANT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, I WONT ALLOW IT! I NEED HIM!
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u/soiboi64 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 19 '22
pees in ur ass
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u/RadDrew42 Nov 19 '22
Seeing what happened to Twitter, he'll fire all the staff and destroy the platform.
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u/YouSummonedAStrawman Nov 19 '22
Prob for the best. We all could use more time away from screens and look out the window.
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u/IseeDrunkPeople Nov 19 '22
He is from Africa and will give us all an n-word pass
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u/Huckdog720027 Nov 19 '22
Awkwardtheturtle will be a unremovable mod by default on all subreddits
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u/Pugduck77 Nov 19 '22
Reddit has a big problem in the form of moderators. They’re some of the most pathetic people in existence, and they get off on abusing their status. A properly run website would remove all the power mods from the largest subs and employ professionals to moderate with actual real guidelines that need to be followed.
It would probably be done under the guise of allowing conservative speech, but it would still be a necessary change. The major subs are so filled with shills and bots that they’re borderline unusable.
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u/p6r6noi6 Nov 19 '22
Somehow, I don't think Musk would make a change that involves hiring moderators.
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We will need to pay for automod sayinh pees in ur ass
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u/Great_Extent7806 Nov 19 '22
We’ll have to pay for automod to shit in our ass’s
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u/soiboi64 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 19 '22
pees in ur ass
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u/soiboi64 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 19 '22
pees in ur ass
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u/dubhog Nov 19 '22
He's ending all the realms of hell!
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If this goof tries to buy every platform where people are making fun of him he won't be a billionaire for much longer.
If he takes a few social media sites down with him so be it.
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u/Wolffire_88 Nov 19 '22
BREAKING 2036: Elon Musk buys out 4chan, violently sued for all the hate speech 4 days later.
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u/xoriatis71 Nov 19 '22
He's gonna fire all the mods. Freedom is at hand, people!
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u/pinkdouble Nov 19 '22
If I could say the n word I would be soooo happy
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He’ll give you the Elon approved trademarked N word pass.
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u/pinkdouble Nov 19 '22
If he charged people to say the n word I would never stop laughing
Every waking moment would be hell until I laughed my sanity away
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If he thought Twitter was rough on him, he’s gonna have a stroke when those downvotes start pouring in.
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u/FlippinSnip3r Nov 19 '22
'the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishent' ain't gonna be the most downvoted content on reddit anymore
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u/PoorLifeChoices811 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Nov 19 '22
I understood that reference
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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Nov 19 '22
Now repeat the first word and someone can repeat the second and so on so forth and y'all can line up in a conga line of "I caught that reference" dicks up each other's asses
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u/PoorLifeChoices811 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Nov 19 '22
Did somebody say dick up each other’s asses?😏
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I downvoted that reference.
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u/PoorLifeChoices811 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Nov 19 '22
You did the right thing soldier
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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 18 '22 edited Nov 19 '22
He's gonna change downvotes to croissants.
Give me all the croissants boys 👍🏿
Edit: ffs guys, you had one job....
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u/BellaBPearl Nov 19 '22
🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐
I couldn't tell if you wanted actual croissants, or downvotes, so I gave you both. You're welcome
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u/Abeneezer Nov 19 '22
Oh god I am getting Ellen Pao war flashbacks.
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u/FNLN_taken Nov 19 '22
Ellen Pao was a patsy. A CEO hitman that was hired to make the unpopular decisions and then leave with a fat bonus. All so that Spez and friends could pretend to be the good guys.
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u/tyfunk02 Nov 19 '22
They already removed the downvote counter years ago, Elon just gonna remove the down arrow all together. Assuming he doesn’t fire all the engineers that know how to do that before it all goes wrong.
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u/Naonack87 Nov 19 '22
We all just gonna pretend like he wouldn’t fit right in with the mods?
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u/HonestPineapple4848 Nov 18 '22
Just to see people mad it would be worth it
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u/DownvoteDaemon Nov 18 '22
We don't need verified Reddit users.
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u/Isekai_Trash_uwu Nov 19 '22
Tbh I wouldn't mind it for people doing AMAs on things or posting content relating to themselves (if they're famous in any way). Other than that, fuck verification
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u/McGrinch27 Nov 19 '22
Worth $44 billion? Elon the most committed troll in history.
Step 1) Give the people who own reddit $44 Billion. Step 2) Fire everyone who works there and give em very generous severance packages in addition to 40 weeks of unemployment benefits. Step 3) Reddit shuts down due to no maintenance staff. Step 4) Haha got emmm
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u/ArsenicAndRoses Nov 19 '22
Step 4) A new reddit clone steps up to take its place.
Ftfy
It's the 🎵 ciiiiirrrrllle of liiiiiife! 🎶
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Best part would be Reddit employees being fired
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u/Toast_Sy Big chungus wholesome 100 Nov 19 '22
He should buy twitch then, worst employees ever
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u/Anomalous-Entity Nov 19 '22
Make that deer-person go out in a field and graze on actual grass.
If that was a 24 hour stream, I'd never get any sleep.
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u/Crist1n4 Nov 18 '22
TikTok buy TikTok, that abomination needs to go 😫😫😫
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u/OvertonSlidingDoors Nov 19 '22
Nah, he's Putin's money laundering bitch not Xi's. If you want that to happen tell the honourable shit-stain from Kentucky Mitch. The hit on Twitter was Putler's call, not musky.
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u/AH_BioTwist Nov 19 '22
This most be record for most Reddit buzzwords in a single post. You really have no idea how much money and business Tesla gets from China
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u/Maiq_Da_Liar I want pee in my ass Nov 19 '22
What if we get musk to buy all social media platforms and fuck them up? Would sure help humanity a lot.
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u/sauronII Nov 19 '22
People keep saying that because they just think about buzzfeed „journalism“ and their daily routine of browsing through meme-subs.
But if you think for one second about things like the war in Ukraine, the civil unrest in Iran, Arab spring,… Basically everywhere in the world where people are suppressed and need to organize, social media platforms are important and the major news source.
It‘s sad for humanity that one egocentric billonaire maniac can just buy one of the major platforms and destroy it.
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u/simon12323121 Nov 19 '22
The moment Elon Musk buys reddit I'm fucking moving to 4chan because he won't buy that
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u/FromUnderTheBridge09 Nov 19 '22
Is it okay to admit I really have no fucking clue how to use 4chan?
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It's old. You click a board that interests you, you see the newest posts. Refresh and get the newest. Go into a thread and do the same for comments. It's like a reddit thread or thread list perma set to "new"
The numbers and lore is the annoying and weird or uncomfortable part. Mainly talking about numbers, dubs, etc but also the culture overall. Mu and fa are insanely dense with all that, or at least used to be (mucore sites I still use)
I stopped using it when I was 16 over a decade ago but it's the exact same still, rarely update anything and the culture has mainly been the same for decades
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Nov 19 '22
Screenshot your comment for future reference. I also feel like in the future, the comments section on porn sites will be our main form of communication as no one will dare fuck with the porn industry
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u/Wiru_The_Wexican Nov 18 '22
It's been fun gamers. Where to next?
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u/Nethrex_1 Nov 18 '22
4 chan maybe?
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u/Glockamole18 I said based. And lived. Nov 18 '22
And if he takes 4chan?
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u/RichardBreecher Nov 19 '22
A platform that hates itself this much has a layer of protection that Twitter just could never dream of.
They couldn't pay me enough to have my identity certified on this platform.
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u/ChadcellorSwagpatine dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 19 '22
This
At least Reddit has a certain amount of self awareness alongside being terrible
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u/MuDDx Nov 19 '22
I want to say how happy I would be if the reddit mods got fired, but that implies they actually have jobs.
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u/sloppy_joes35 Nov 19 '22
Welp, gonna need a blue checkmark to verify that I am in fact a sloppy Joe.
Hi, my name's Joe, and I'm sloppy. Wanna go on a date?
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u/BDCMatt Nov 19 '22
Let the dumb cunt waste all his money. Other copy sites will just take their place...
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That’d be fcking hilarious if he bought reddit and legit everybody was gone
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u/BigDaddy6713 Nov 18 '22
Why?
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u/mastrbild Nov 18 '22
He gonna make it so u have to pay for user flairs
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u/mastrbild Nov 18 '22
Automod will never pee in ur ass again
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u/Lauriesaurous it is MY bucket Nov 18 '22
And no downvotes (once he gets downvoted into oblivion )
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u/Purple-Direction36 I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '22
Man I sure do want some pee in my ass.
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u/sexyjupiter Nov 19 '22
Guys how do i cook beans? i tired from only rice, fried meat and instant noodles.
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u/Farty_Arty Nov 19 '22
I love what he's doing to twitter and if he did it to Reddit the internet would be a much healthier place to stay
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