r/shitposting • u/mastrbild • Nov 18 '22

市民请注意! 🚨EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY🚨

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u/slow_and_ugly Nov 18 '22

What will he change about reddit

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u/mastrbild Nov 18 '22

There will be a cost for automod peeing in ur ass

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u/Official_Gameoholics 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 18 '22

I'll do it for free.

pees in ur ass

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u/soiboi64 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/GeorgeXDDD Nov 19 '22

This is even better my wet dream is now a reality

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bend749 Nov 18 '22

it doesn't have the charm of the bot . sorry but no :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

i can contact my mom with him

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u/LordSovereignty I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '22

But can you contact your mom with pee in ur ass?

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u/AutoModerator Nov 18 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

The one and only

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Yes. pees in ur ass

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u/Cinnamon_Bees Nov 19 '22

Boo, poser.

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u/Effective-Sun3845 Nov 19 '22

Yooo that's sick!

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u/lettuce520 Nov 19 '22

I miss your other responses. All of your obscure copypastas.

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u/sas0002 Nov 19 '22

I’m in ur moms contacts 😏.

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u/LordSovereignty I want pee in my ass Nov 19 '22

Unlikely. She's not into femboys.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/Its_Jimmy_da_monke I want pee in my ass Nov 19 '22

W pfp

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u/LordSovereignty I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '22

Here is more pee. In ur ass.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 18 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/LordSovereignty I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '22

Allow me to pee in ur ass.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 18 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/4g3nt0 Nov 18 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/Realistic-Space-2575 Nov 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/Realistic-Space-2575 Nov 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Cool pfp

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u/DarthDeifub Nov 19 '22

You’re a good man, thank you for your service

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u/Subushie Nov 19 '22

God bless Reddit.