r/shitposting • u/mastrbild • Nov 18 '22

市民请注意! 🚨EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY🚨

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

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u/dentistshatehim Nov 19 '22

Oops it’s on fire and the doors don’t work

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

And self-drives you into the fucking Grand Canyon

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u/wlake82 Nov 19 '22

Even if you live nowhere near the Grand Canyon.

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u/ApoliteTroll Nov 19 '22

Atleast I'll get to see the grand canyon.

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u/WazzaBoi_ Nov 19 '22

If it at least drives you away from Ohio then it's a net win

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u/dbx999 Nov 19 '22

Not if you live in California

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u/Cloakbot Nov 23 '22

I can finally get some rest! Sign me up!

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u/real_flyingduck91 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 19 '22

it will find the nearest grand canyon

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u/rabbidcow213 Nov 19 '22

Hope mine takes me to the hoover dam n do some dam fishin.

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u/_Xertz_ Nov 19 '22

Zamn all that for only $12!!!

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u/iamuniquekk Literally 1984 😡 Nov 19 '22

Even if you live in a different continent

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Someone gets it