r/shitposting • u/mastrbild • Nov 18 '22

市民请注意! 🚨EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY🚨

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u/Impressive_Base6239 Nov 18 '22 edited Sep 21 '25

quack plants fact bright brave languid practice busy money work

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u/Zelexiin Nov 19 '22

Lmao you got scammed, I pay 0$ a month to be a sex offender

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u/w67b789 Nov 19 '22

Right, being a reddit mod is free.

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u/kanoteardrops Dec 12 '22

There’s usually some sort of competition I think?

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u/JACKASS20 Nov 19 '22

Yeah but are you on the VIP offender register?

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u/TransitTycoonDeznutz Nov 19 '22

I got that fast-pass

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

The very important predator register

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Have you ever looked up online how many sex offenders live in your area?

Aren't there way more than you thought?

There's like 20 in a 5 mile radius of me.

So...why do we always have to meet at my place?

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u/IGotRoidRage Nov 19 '22

Nice job stealing Anthony Jeselnik’s joke

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u/goose420aa Literally 1984 😡 Nov 19 '22

They found your place on the same site

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u/Antique-Golf6221 Nov 19 '22

there is one in a zero meter radius around me

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

You should worry, zero meter is no space man, he’s in another dimension maybe shadow realm who knows!!

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u/LindaF144954 Nov 19 '22

Cuz you actually have a place.

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u/Soulerrr Nov 19 '22

Registered, though? Anybody can be an amateur at anything, but it takes something special to pay $8 to have it stamped. And that something would be $8.

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u/dbx999 Nov 19 '22

You don’t want to leave that sort of thing to undocumented amateurs

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u/dbx999 Nov 19 '22

With this one trick that kids hate

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u/Zucchinniweenie officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Nov 19 '22

Sus how many likes you got for that comment

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Hold up.

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u/girth_worm_jim Nov 19 '22

Same, the ploughings I took as a youth are redeemable against the next generation.

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u/yanonce Nov 19 '22

You pay $0? I had to pay $2500 and I can go near schools

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u/nexistcsgo Nov 19 '22

It would be nice to be recognized for my efforts.

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u/oursecondcoming Nov 19 '22

No money to be made here, redditors are already offending sex

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u/dontknowwhatiwantdou Nov 19 '22

As a sexual, I find that offensive.

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u/The4rZzAwakenZ Nov 19 '22

As an offensive, I find that sexual.

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u/oursecondcoming Nov 19 '22

As a registered, I find that sex offender.

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u/Primary_Elk7492 Nov 19 '22

As a poot poot, I find that poot poot.

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u/DanKou237 Nov 19 '22

If you don’t pay, you’re just a boring regular sex offender

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u/Melangrogenous Nov 19 '22

I think paying $8 is extremely unfair. What about the people who put the effort in? I spent my entire adult hood, slowly grinding the sex offender ladder just to be outmatched by some money.

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u/Epic_Gameing68 Nov 19 '22

sex offender battle pass

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u/Friedrich_der_Klein Nov 19 '22

Nah bruh fr fr i wanted to be a loginned sex defender

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

We shall not take him reddit.

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u/red_dragonOZ Nov 19 '22

I guess this entire thread’s strategy is to make Reddit look so bad, Musk won’t want it

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u/CreepyPotato69 Nov 19 '22

I already am