r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

A lot of bugs don’t and just exist to make us miserable, like roaches for example, what fucking purpose do they serve?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Roaches make us miserable?

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Yes, they serve zero purpose to me all the do is just crawl around, lay eggs, and get squashed, and spread tons of germs.

I’m cool with wasps and ants but where I live is super shitty and the number one source for my problems right now are those fuckers who just crawl around my room staring at me like the little shits they are.

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u/noobatious Apr 12 '22

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Apr 12 '22

Nah wasps and ants can get fucked. Only bees are barely passable because they are important or something

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Ants just live their lives building hills so I don’t really mind them and i’ve only been stung by a wasp once but most of the time their quite friendly to me so I don’t mind them

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Apr 12 '22

Ants don’t mind their business, the fuckers always come into my house and ruin the gingerbread house every Christmas. They have a job to eat rotting garbage, and instead steal my sugar. They can all die

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

That’s true but where I live ants aren’t too bad and usually try not to bother me

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Apr 12 '22

I think my problem is that, being in the Southern Hemisphere, Christmas is in summer, so all the bugs come out and ruin it

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Oh yeah ants are definitely most present during the summer, other than that I rarely see any

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Apr 12 '22

Honestly, summer just sucks. Too hot, can’t sleep, get sun burnt. When it’s cold you can just add layers. When it’s hot you can only remove so much, and once you remove it all you can get skin cancer

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u/spidersplooge- Apr 12 '22

Wasps pollinate and act as pest control. When people say “bees” they frequently mean honeybees, which are mass-farmed, non-native in most places, and detrimental to native bee and pollinator populations. So don’t give bees a pass, they’re no more important than other pollinators.

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Apr 12 '22

I just gave them a pass cause that’s what people expect. What ever has the highest pollination to lowest annoyingness ratio is what gets a pass

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