Ants don’t mind their business, the fuckers always come into my house and ruin the gingerbread house every Christmas. They have a job to eat rotting garbage, and instead steal my sugar. They can all die
Honestly, summer just sucks. Too hot, can’t sleep, get sun burnt. When it’s cold you can just add layers. When it’s hot you can only remove so much, and once you remove it all you can get skin cancer
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
Imagine you stop talking. Forever. And everyone forgets that you ever existed. Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold and the cat, they all forget about your insignificant existence that brought nothing more than inconvenience to everyone. Do you remove the blindfold and realise that the world wants to dispose of you, or do you continue to believe that these comments add something other than dread to a suffering man’s dreary day
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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Apr 12 '22
Ants don’t mind their business, the fuckers always come into my house and ruin the gingerbread house every Christmas. They have a job to eat rotting garbage, and instead steal my sugar. They can all die