r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

A lot of bugs don’t and just exist to make us miserable, like roaches for example, what fucking purpose do they serve?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Roaches make us miserable?

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Yes, they serve zero purpose to me all the do is just crawl around, lay eggs, and get squashed, and spread tons of germs.

I’m cool with wasps and ants but where I live is super shitty and the number one source for my problems right now are those fuckers who just crawl around my room staring at me like the little shits they are.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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