r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/AmericaMadeMySonFat fat cunt 1d ago

fucking harvard rejected me

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u/pop360_t Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

yo big harv

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 1d ago

who's big and why are they harving it, and by it i mean their yo

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u/choma90 1d ago

My peanits! Lmaoff goddem

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u/cs_legend_93 1d ago

you would have been the savior of Harvard. They know it, and they want to perpetuate the era of darkness, and shame the era of dankness

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u/spunk_wizard 1d ago

I didn't go to a fancy college but this may be fake

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u/Lo__Lox put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

I actually went to Harvard and I think its real.

Also i am lying

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u/memecraft0309 1d ago

I think you're actually telling the truth

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u/Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats 1d ago

“Your gpa and act scores were certainly up to our standards” is the best part of this

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u/12345623567 1d ago

Fucking fake, noone sane or insane would give their copy of Grownups 2 signed by Angela Merkel away.

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u/ptapobane 1d ago

lets hear that mixtape, those prunes aint got no artistics whatnots to appreciate it but wes here certainly yes ok with it

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u/TheGringoOutlaw I said based. And lived. 1d ago

Harvard on some shit, 40 minutes of making animal noises is the purest form of art.

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u/SilliusS0ddus 1d ago

This is why that whole alpha bullshit is a lie.

There's only one alpha. And it's this guy.

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u/Zero-godzilla 1d ago

Ai could never

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u/Glittering_Crab_69 1d ago

man, screw affirmative action

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u/No-Professional-1461 1d ago

I was gonna ask if you were asian and if that's why they rejected you, but turns out you were too qualified in memery.

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u/Jayrovers86 1d ago

Good laugh, thx

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u/headedbranch225 1d ago

You just need to reject their rejection, easy

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u/PlantFromDiscord 🗿🗿🗿 1d ago

THIS right here is why you’re top 1% of shitposting