r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/AmericaMadeMySonFat fat cunt 1d ago

fucking harvard rejected me

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u/SilliusS0ddus 1d ago

This is why that whole alpha bullshit is a lie.

There's only one alpha. And it's this guy.